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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Having read and heard many things about Mark, I had an opportunity to meet him a couple of weeks back when he joined up for a ride...nice young man..behaved himself

    But he is what he is...a young man...a young cock, who needs a lot more living to allow him to mature beyond where he is now..

    I just hope that he realises his balls are in fact smaller than his brain before he comes to a sticky end on the road....


    i gotta give Mark one thing .. he's either stupid as a pack of ham or he's got ball the size of rockmelons..


    the definition of stupidity is " performing the same action over and over and expecting a different outcome each time .."


    im betting on the ham..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    i gotta give Mark one thing .. he's either stupid as a pack of ham or he's got ball the size of rockmelons..


    the definition of stupidity is " performing the same action over and over and expecting a different outcome each time .."


    im betting on the ham..
    you've never heard of the "RESULTS MAY VARY" theory?
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    bahaha mark u are a retard, shame on you.haven't seen you around, how you been mate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    i gotta give Mark one thing .. he's either stupid as a pack of ham or he's got ball the size of rockmelons..


    the definition of stupidity is " performing the same action over and over and expecting a different outcome each time .."


    im betting on the ham..
    I'll also back the ham. Went around to his place on the CBR and he drolled all over it. After making all sorts of noises on how he hates Honda. Its just a matter of if he kills the poor bike he is riding yet again. Well mark, you claims of "going to behave" are a total load of bollocks?

    P.S. when I was a teenager I did a burnout, as it turns in frount of a Police car down the road that I had not seen. This was after being asked on my first day of working as a fish and chip delivery boy and being ask to walk into the oppositions shop with all my gear on and ask for a menu. Ask I walked back out I was assaulted by a delivery boy from behind. After sorting that out I did the burnout. The Police follwed me and waited until I was out of site of the opposition and pulled me over. They was still laughing over what had happened and told me I could pick my keys from the station the next morning. Fortunately I had a screwdriver and after disconnecting a plug behind the headlight, I rode home. We all have squid experiences, however we mostly learn from them mark. You should try it...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    meh i did a wheelie in town across an intersection when a cop was the first in the line to my right... didnt see him. I got let off too, and i didnt have to give up sexual favours.
    But you not pretty like Mark....
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    But you not pretty like Mark....
    BUBBA! Is that you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    meh i did a wheelie in town across an intersection when a cop was the first in the line to my right... didnt see him. I got let off too, and i didnt have to give up sexual favours.
    hmmm... i think me and my brother saw you pull that wheelie if you did it in town (pitt street). We also saw the cop shake his head. And i dont think it could be called a wheelie... if it was you, your front wheel only got like, a foot of the ground. More like a mistake really... hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    hmmm... i think me and my brother saw you pull that wheelie if you did it in town (pitt street). We also saw the cop shake his head. And i dont think it could be called a wheelie... if it was you, your front wheel only got like, a foot of the ground. More like a mistake really... hehe
    OUCH !!

    So was it more of an un-controlled combination of throttle and clutch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanTiger View Post
    So was it more of an un-controlled combination of throttle and clutch?
    errr...

    1: engine break down pit street without hands on bars
    2: look around, start breaking for lights
    3: lights turn green before r6 has stopped, clutch in, throttle opened.
    4: bike revs up
    5: clutch is promptly dumped
    6: front wheel kinda jumps up a little
    7: ACTUALL cops (not hp) look at said r6, contemplate going after him. decide against it
    8: i laugh.

    thats what happened if i recall correctly

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    not as cool as this guy
    Reminds of, one Tony Frost at a certain house at the end of July.....

    Still.... nice smoked steaks tho'.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    hmmm... i think me and my brother saw you pull that wheelie if you did it in town (pitt street). We also saw the cop shake his head. And i dont think it could be called a wheelie... if it was you, your front wheel only got like, a foot of the ground. More like a mistake really... hehe
    hell, i did heaps of those kinda "wheelies" on the old ginny. it was fucked, totally. id be going along fine, but then the fuel line or something would get a bit of shit in it, id lose power and roll hard on the throttle to clear it. would often end up with the front end jumping forwards...kinda like a bucking horse, lol. i hated it cos i always thought id get thrown off. but, they were always involuntary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    ok.. say you are Mr. Plod in that picture .. how aware are you going to be about bikes from now on?..

    that kinda shit gets us all tarred with the same brush..



    douchebag organ donor squid..
    thats not a typical one eyed american way of thinking. is it? scuse the pun. - hahahaha i just cracked my self up -YEH

    to follow on your example, say a rag head runs a few planes into buildings. does it mean every rag head is going to hijack a plane? NO!

    and if you really dont like him, why would you want to go to his funeral?

    go back to america.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RM125king View Post
    i dont know too many people that have died or been hurt
    I gather you are relatively young, just off hand I can think of too many.
    Some were idiots, but others were better riders than most.
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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    Ask I walked back out I was assaulted by a delivery boy from behind. After sorting that out I did the burnout. ...
    that explains the way you walk

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    Arrow Perhaps Mark.

    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    that explains the way you walk
    But back on topic, whats your excuse/explanation for the way that you (allegedly) ride???
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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