To quote another film, in this case "gone in 60 seconds" (the remake) Robert Duvalls character
"You break it - you buy it, my friend!
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Which is exactly what a shouted in the ear of a chinese fellow who was twisting my throttle grip and pawing the bike while I was getting a sandwich, poor chap nearly jumped out of his skin, all he could manage to splutter out was "I have one as well", to which I replied "Well why don't you go and fucking drool over it and get the fuck away from my bike before you knock off its side stand, forcing me to kick you arse up and down the street".
He buggered off sorta sharpish after that and I ate my sandwich in peace, it was a foot long roast chicken from Subway and made all the sweeter by a bit of argie bargie
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