People throwing stuff at you

[MrMelon]

No, it is not normal. If anyone ever throws anything at you, stop immediately, turn around, go back and kick their arse! If it is someone bigger than you, go directly to the cop shop and report it. What happened, where, when, who (description or name).

I did that to some teenage girls who threw a rock at me as I was riding through seatoun last year. Gave them a right bollocking, reduced that little bitch to tears.

[Motu]

I got straight armed by a bloke once as I was going to work....riding through a road construction,hooning up on the dirt and jumping the clay barrier.He didn't knock me off,but I was more concerned with the Triumph cyl head I had in a bag slung over my shoulder....it was owned by a Grim Reaper.

There was a rumour about a guy who used to kick over 44 gal drums that they used as road markers,with a light on top.One day he hit one full of water,shattered leg and hip.

[35tickets]

Jus wundaing im a new rider (riding for like 4 months) and in those 4 months i've had all kinds of shit thrown at me e.g. apples, oranges, bananas, cans and otha really stupid shit!! jus wundaing if dats normal??

Riding back from auckland earlier this year and was following a school mini-bus. It had the schools name all over it and all its details etc (Whangarei Boys High). Just north of Wellsford all the little shits in the van started chucking their McDonalds garbage at us, probably because they thought our headlight was a little too bright (Duh 2 up on a ZZR11 get out of the fucking way!)

Well understandably that fucked me right off so ripped past them giving them the big finger and next day got onto the school and complained. Dickheads.

Fucking little toe rags.

[Finn]

I did that to some teenage girls who threw a rock at me as I was riding through seatoun last year. Gave them a right bollocking, reduced that little bitch to tears.

That was a bit excessive for a stone chip don't you think?

[Str8 Jacket]

That was a bit excessive for a stone chip don't you think?

The bitches deserved it. They were hiding and waiting for the guy's to come riding past. They aimed the rocks at the guy's heads from what I remember I also think that they were laughing about it too? I would have done much worse to them if it were me....

[XP@]

A friend forgot to zip up his backpack after buying an oil filter.

I ducked and the filter flew passed where my head was moments before. Have no clue what damage a filter would have done to my face at 100+mph, but me guessing I may not have become much prettier ;-)

On the subject of possums... they make one helluva bump when hit at 1??kph, took one out on sat night, thought my front end had exploded!

[Disco Dan]

dam cigarette butts!

but i must admit, while driving through swanson one time in the mini i had a guy behind me on a bike, just finished my ciggie and instead of dropping it just out the window i outstreatched my arm and flicked it so that it wouldnt hit the bike... ...plan did not quite work and hit him right on the visor! he gave me the finger and i dropped it down a gear and gapped it!

[copperS100]

Bad luck or wot!!! today coming home at around 430-5 this guy in the passengers seat of a white van sees me coming in the sidemirrors so wen i drive past(i was riding between traffic by the way) he bops me on the head with a rolled up mag or paper. UNfucking believable i tel ya

[redbaron36]

Naa Man you need to sort your locals out as they ain't to good.
I see you live out west, maybe try a bigger bike or as someone else suggested organise a ride out there to sort them out.

[R6_kid:Me]

umm, only ever had a bottle thrown out the window at me... but my headlights werent setup so were pointing high and i had superbrights on.

Fortunately i passed them at about 210kmh so they didnt have much chance at hitting me.

Whenuapai aint that rugged man, is it kids, teenagers, adults, or a mix that are doing it?

[copperS100]

nah not whenuapai they cool as, i think its the te atatuians ( Te atatu) yea tru maybe if i had a bigger bike this wuldnt happen but im on a quite a tight budget so i cant really afford a bike plus the guy who bopped me on the head was 1 big mofo

[Lee Rusty]

one day i quick enuff to catch one (gloves are good for that) and at the next lights when he stopped i flicked it back into the back seat of his car - he didnt look happy but I bet he use his ashtray after that - at least for a while

[copperS100]

i dunno aye, i am a former eastie so mayb thats y westies dont like me but really my luck is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit

[Shadows]

I've had rocks thrown at me by a couple of homies before which was dealt with accordingly.

I've had oranges thrown at my by homies.... there was about 40 of them so I didn't bother stopping.

I have had little homie kids throw stones at me several times.

I have had people throw other random shit at me including a couple of homies running down the road after me in GI swearing in Tongan/Samoan and throwing beer bottles at me for no reason at all.

Moral of the story... Homies suck!!

Little fuckers should be sent homie.

[Moxy]

Usually I avoid Hamilton but last year I was following a car through town when a woman in the back "vomited" out the window at the strategic moment. It turned out to be milkshake and I assume was a simulated vomit performed for the amusement of the other occupants of the (rental?) car.

That reminds me of the time I got my second speeding ticket (2 of 2 in 4 years riding).

Heading home at about 1am on a Saturday night, the dude on the passenger side of a ute (driving in front of me) puked out the window. Luckily the projectile vomit zoomed straight past me and I somehow managed to avoid all of it.

I then overtook the ute (so as not to be the victim of any further vomit), and as soon as I got in front of him I saw disco lights start up ahead of me, and I was pulled over.

Cop chick asked why I was speeding, I told her the story, she replied with a friendly (i.e. with a smirk) "I don't care, I'm writing you up a ticket right now" and proceeded to write me a ticket for 83 (WHILE OVERTAKING) in a 70k zone. Nice one.