5 Shades of Awesome

**RDJ** · 23rd June 2017, 02:48

https://www.ridenuviz.com/?utm_sourc...eid=057cf79049

I know - it's absolutely not needed. It's another thing to watch. It's an add-on. It doesn't increase performance, help you corner easier, confer immortality, or regrow hair over the bald patch. But still, I wants one my preciousss...

**Akzle** · 23rd June 2017, 06:55

ek se..." one intuitive and
distraction-free device. It includes the following
functionality: navigation, photo and video,
communication and music - so all you need to
focus on, is the ride itself."

faggotry.

**ellipsis** · 23rd June 2017, 08:31

Originally Posted by Akzle

ek se..." one intuitive and
distraction-free device. It includes the following
functionality: navigation, photo and video,
communication and music - so all you need to
focus on, is the ride itself."

faggotry.

...wot 'e sed...his opinion is more compressed than mine, but similar in context...

**Mike.Gayner** · 23rd June 2017, 09:21

Fuck this gay world. Fuck that stupid device.

**YellowDog** · 23rd June 2017, 09:28

Call me old fashioned, but I always considered the very reason we ride bikes, is to get away from all that shit ?

**Honest Andy** · 23rd June 2017, 09:28

Cool gimmick with persuasive advertising...
How do they keep a straight face? Calling it distraction free then listing all the distractions

Maybe I'm just jealous...
I'd never be able to read it without changing glasses...

**george formby** · 23rd June 2017, 10:51

I find my speedo distracting enough, thank you.

**RDJ** · 23rd June 2017, 15:22

...and the expected poetic commentary duly arrived

**Ifsn8u** · 23rd June 2017, 15:53

and at $699 it's a total bargain.

**caspernz** · 23rd June 2017, 16:11

The best feature is the canine recognition option, so as to avoid suicidal dogs...

**bogan** · 23rd June 2017, 21:29

I wonder about the drag and wind noise it'd create. I'd give it a try though, could work mint in theory.

**98tls** · 24th June 2017, 20:48

ABS/traction control blah blah blah did you really think it was going to end there

Penny to a pound they sell heaps of the fucking things...

**Laava** · 25th June 2017, 08:18

Originally Posted by 98tls

ABS/traction control blah blah blah did you really think it was going to end there

Penny to a pound they sell heaps of the fucking things...

...to vloggers...

**Old Steve** · 28th December 2017, 10:03

No distractions! I liked where the rider looked to the right and took a photo, while approaching a left hand corner.

Then they show that HD riders need it to follow a long straight road, yeah well maybe they would need it.

And who gets phone calls from Ken, Barbie?

Nope, if you want to take a photo then pull off. If you are going on an extended ride look at the road map before you leave and look for signposts pointing at towns you want to go through.