Glasgow Humour - could be an urban myth

[Sniper]

It's not that we're prejudice. I personally hate everyone equally.

Kind of like ," Im not rude, you are just insignificant"?

[SwanTiger]

Crikey!

God bless New Zealand - where else could a glib Glaswegian comment cause a discussion on biological warfare and ethnic cleansing...not to mention recycling of human bodies as fuel.

Is this sort of thing likely to happen every time I share a joke?>

Nah, it's just the Kiwi attitude mate, make positive do with what yah got!

[Maverick]

Crikey!


Is this sort of thing likely to happen every time I share a joke?>

Is this sort of thing likely to happen every time we press the Infinate improbability button?

Very Probably.

[Maha]

Bono may front one of the worlds greatest rock bands (in someone's opinion) not mine..... but what a cock!....bleating on about shit like that a Rock concert?? fuck man, shut the fuck up and sing, poverty and people dying of starvation in Africa and neighbouring country's has been going on for, as long as i can remember, it aint a new thing. Why doesn't he buy a small useless country and attend to the problem personally, then he could call himself 'KING'...

[sels1]

........"Well, f***ing stop it then!"

Well I thought it was amusing. Could sorta imagine Billy Connolly telling it.

[outlawtorn]

bono is a pratt, he should keep his fucking political/social issues at the door of the gig and just do music, keep that other shit for some other time.......

bono is very insignificunt in my eyes

[McJim]

Bono may front one of the worlds greatest rock bands (in someone's opinion) not mine..... but what a cock!....bleating on about shit like that a Rock concert?? fuck man, shut the fuck up and sing, poverty and people dying of starvation in Africa and neighbouring country's has been going on for, as long as i can remember, it aint a new thing. Why doesn't he buy a small useless country and attend to the problem personally, then he could call himself 'KING'...

Actually that's the gist of what the fella in the audience was trying to say...albeit more succinctly!

[Maha]

Actually that's the gist of what the fella in the audience was trying to say...albeit more succinctly!

Yeah.... *BLING* to that man, im sure he would be a KBer?.....

[outlawtorn]

someone should have started up
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...."

[The_Dover]

"if you're racist and you know it, clap your hands"
"if you're a saffer and a blow hard, clap your hands"
"if you're fascist and a red neck and your gene pool is restricted"
"if you're a white sepremacist, clap your hands"

Edit: that is assuming you have the motor skills and co-ordination required.

[Sniper]

"if you're racist and you know it, clap your hands"
"if you're a saffer and a blow hard, clap your hands"
"if you're fascist and a red neck and your gene pool is restricted"
"if you're a white sepremacist, clap your hands"

Edit: that is assuming you have the motor skills and co-ordination required.

You are such an accepting, understanding sort...

[Animal]

A little racist dont you think?

Fuck off, you need to have lived there before you climb onto your Moral Pedestal.

[Sniper]

Fuck off, you need to have lived there before you climb onto your Moral Pedestal.

Careful matey, there is a moderator around who has lived there and has some strange thoughts to rasism issues.

[Animal]

Careful matey, there is a moderator around who has lived there and has some strange thoughts to rasism issues.

Hmm... noted.

[Ixion]

Crikey!

God bless New Zealand - where else could a glib Glaswegian comment cause a discussion on biological warfare and ethnic cleansing...not to mention recycling of human bodies as fuel.

Is this sort of thing likely to happen every time I share a joke?>

Human bodies are a much wasted resource, not least for fuel. I once got into some degree of trouble for quite innocently suggesting crematoria as likely prospects for the sale of co-generation capacity.

All that waste heat energy just going up the chimney, it's a shame.

(Uh, what was the joke? and who is "bono"? And what's he got against African children? )