2006 Ig Nobel Awards announced

[Hitcher]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...391171,00.html

A full list of the awards will be posted shortly.

[Hitcher]

Here is the full list of the 2005 Ig Nobel Awards, to be going on with:

Agricultural History - Presented to James Watson of Massey University, New Zealand, for his scholarly study, "The Significance of Mr. Richard Buckley's Exploding Trousers."
Physics - Presented jointly to John Mainstone and the late Thomas Parnell of the University of Queensland, Australia, for patiently conducting the so-called pitch drop experiment that began in the year 1927 -- in which a glob of congealed black tar pitch has been slowly, slowly dripping through a funnel, at a rate of approximately one drop every nine years.
Medicine - Presented to Gregg A. Miller of Oak Grove, Missouri, in the U.S.A., for inventing Neuticles -- artificial replacement testicles for dogs, which are available in three sizes, and three degrees of firmness.
Literature - Presented to the Internet entrepreneurs of Nigeria, for creating and then using e-mail to distribute a bold series of short stories, thus introducing millions of readers to a cast of rich characters -- General Sani Abacha, Mrs. Mariam Sanni Abacha, Barrister Jon A Mbeki Esq., and others -- each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled and which they would like to share with the kind person who assists them.
Peace - Presented jointly to Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of University of Newcastle, in the U.K., for electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie "Star Wars."
Economics - Presented to Gauri Nanda of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, for inventing an alarm clock that runs away and hides, repeatedly, thus ensuring that people DO get out of bed, and thus theoretically adding many productive hours to the workday.
Chemistry - Presented jointly to Edward Cussler of the University of Minnesota and Brian Gettelfinger of the University of Minnesota and the University of Wisconsin, for conducting a careful experiment to settle the longstanding scientific question: can people swim faster in syrup or in water? It was found that the increase in drag in a syrup pool is canceled out by the increase in "push" a swimmer gets on each stroke.
Biology - Presented jointly to Benjamin Smith of the University of Adelaide, Australia and the University of Toronto, Canada and the Firmenich perfume company, Geneva, Switzerland, and ChemComm Enterprises, Archamps, France; Craig Williams of James Cook University and the University of South Australia; Michael Tyler of the University of Adelaide; Brian Williams of the University of Adelaide; and Yoji Hayasaka of the Australian Wine Research Institute; for painstakingly smelling and cataloging the peculiar odors produced by 131 different species of frogs when the frogs were feeling stressed.
Nutrition - Presented to Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu of Tokyo, Japan, for photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years (and counting).
Fluid Dynamics - Presented jointly to Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow of International University Bremen, Germany and the University of Oulu , Finland; and József Gál of Loránd Eötvös University, Hungary, for using basic principles of physics to calculate the pressure that builds up inside a penguin, as detailed in their report "Pressures Produced When Penguins Poo -- Calculations on Avian Defecation."

[ManDownUnder]

Fluid Dynamics - Presented jointly to Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow of International University Bremen, Germany and the University of Oulu , Finland; and József Gál of Loránd Eötvös University, Hungary, for using basic principles of physics to calculate the pressure that builds up inside a penguin, as detailed in their report "Pressures Produced When Penguins Poo -- Calculations on Avian Defecation."

Now that's cool!

They'd be able to determine the impact of curry in varying doses... or chili... or even lion red...

Shitting through the eye of a needle at 50 paces? That's 75.35 psi (and a bloody good shot)

[Swoop]

Physics - Presented jointly to John Mainstone and the late Thomas Parnell of the University of Queensland, Australia, for patiently conducting the so-called pitch drop experiment that began in the year 1927 -- in which a glob of congealed black tar pitch has been slowly, slowly dripping through a funnel, at a rate of approximately one drop every nine years.

Sounds like some researchers I know in NZ... Getting paid rather well for SFA.

[MattRSK]

Here is the full list of the 2005 Ig Nobel Awards, to be going on with:

[Peace - Presented jointly to Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of University of Newcastle, in the U.K., for electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie "Star Wars."

Hahaahaahhaha Thats brilliant!

[Ixion]

I reckon that posting a reference to "Richard Buckley's Exploding Trousers" without further comment should be an infractable offence.

For the curious - they exploded (actually, caught fire, when drying in front of the fire) because they had become impregnated with sodium chlorate, and ingredient of weedkiller used to kill ragwort.

[MattRSK]

I reckon that posting a reference to "Richard Buckley's Exploding Trousers" without further comment should be an infractable offence.

For the curious - they exploded (actually, caught fire, when drying in front of the fire) because they had become impregnated with sodium chlorate, and ingredient of weedkiller used to kill ragwort.

Thanks, i was wondering!

[Jonathan]

Two of my favourite Ig Nobels from 2001-

Technology: For patenting the wheel in the year 2001 (and the Australian Patent Office for granting the patent)

Peace: For creating the amusement park known as "Stalin World"

Source: BBC.co.uk