Scotsman on a German
I actually use this technique when the cager has beeped their horn at me. Shortly before twisting the throttle and buggering off out of their vicinity!Originally Posted by maha man
I dont kiss from my arse.......
Step 1 .... Kiss your right glove
Step 2 .... now gentley blow towards the offending cage
Step 3 ....
In space, no one can smell your fart.
NEDWN VIII
Thats the best huh?..... twist it and its.....Fuckeeeen C U !!!......I actually use this technique when the cager has beeped their horn at me. Shortly before twisting the throttle and buggering off out of their vicinity!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
See, I always have problems knowing what hand to use sometimes. Riding a 2 stroke I like to cover the clutch as much as possible, but on the other hand she needs lots of revs to get going at any decent speed again. Thats whay I like my airhorn!I actually use this technique when the cager has beeped their horn at me. Shortly before twisting the throttle and buggering off out of their vicinity!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Not again.......
if they're vans, apprently I just ram into the side of them...
I have deep pockets. It's just that it's a deep empty pocket...........
One hell of a ride.
'Horn broken - watch for finger' - bumper sticker
The instructions are simple...
Errr...yes dear...did you say something?...
I hurl verbals hot enough to smell the ozone, in the forlorn hope that if their ears are related to their eyes then at least their sense of smell should be elevated
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Seated in heavenly places
Horn or high beam are my weapons of choice depending on the circumstances. I've never been a 'shouter' cos i didn't think it worked...until now haha. I guess having your visor up helps to accentuate the voice too!
Ive got a big willy
got a dirty great set od air horns, that works, just need to find out where I can buy a police bull horn from?
Please NOTE: If I offend you with any of my posts or comments, please remember that.
1. I do it on purpose
2. I dont give a shit
3. Tell some one who cares.
Scotsman on a German
You just nick 'em off cars that are white and yellow/orange and blue. - They're free - you paid your taxes - they're yours.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Geriatric hoon
I have aftermarket horns but usually forget to use them. I sometimes can be moved to comment on the driving ability and ancestry of another motorist.
Or question a guy as to whether he was taught to drive by his mother...
Only twice ever have I said anything that might be remotely construed as offering any form of violence.
In case that all seems to be a prevarication, I do periodically have to establish that I am more or less sane and not prone to violent outbursts...
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
Forum whore
horn, shaking of head/fist, waving of middle finger etc. i do mutter, but open faced means my mutterings can likely be heard.
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Forum whore
I was at uni a couple of days before I got my bike and licence, this was a week or so ago, and I saw this guy on (I think) a blue Hornet, coming downhill to turn right into whatever road it is the clocktower is on. He had right of way, but some stupid fucktard decided to pull out in front of him anyway. He slammed on his brakes, so did the cage, then he just rolled through the intersection yelling obcenities and giving the cage a very nice obvious finger. I was quite impressed, actually. Girlfriend was a bit worried, told me that she hoped I would be more polite when I started riding as she was afraid her parents might see me. Lol.
Scotsman on a German
Does honkin' the horn actually work as an outlet for folks?
I find the screamin' at top of my voice very therapeutic. I only enjoy the horn if I can see they've actually shit themselves.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Cougar Bait
Victims of 'The Horn', are most often needing to change their pants. Get a set from Repco = $30 or so. Have saved my arse many times, and given me a few laughs.
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
Hardcore Biker
It's no outlet at all! for all the stupid cage knows your honkn at someone on the side of the road you know >.< Atleast if you yell and scream they know it's aimed at them! + all the approving looks from people on the street seeing that the offender is getting what he deserves is just so rewarding
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