Girlfriend crashed, scum trys take advantage

**padre** · 6th October 2006, 19:23

News just in from a female friend (she paints sock monkeys in Arkansas)

"You know how I ride a motorcycle to work on most days when the weather isn't too cold or wet. It saves gas and is usually fun. I say usually because this morning somebody made a left turn in front of me and I wrecked. At least I didn't hit the huge SUV. I did as I had been advised in case of a wreck, and did not tense up. I rolled, and as a result avoided a lot of road rash. I just have one long cut on my arm and some bruises.

I was wearing a helmet but I don't think my head ever hit the ground. When I stopped rolling, I realized I was lying on my stomach holding my head up like a turtle. No gloves but lucky I avoided instinct to let hands drop (just once so a small cut). LOL Anyway, a crowd of people formed around me to see if I was OK, etc. One lady that stayed around and seemed to almost enjoy the excitement of it all, told me as I was leaving that she thought I might want to give her some money for looking after me so wonderfully!

I told her I don't carry cash (which is true) and she said, "Oh, I thought you might have some cash on you." Damn! That is unreal! Now you have to pay people for being nice? What's wrong with people? She seemed low class and not home trained I thought."

WTF - that beggar needs decking I reckon!

**Magua** · 6th October 2006, 19:36

Hahaha, wow. That's pretty unheard of. No chance it was a poor attempt at a joke?

**sunhuntin** · 6th October 2006, 19:37

glad your friend escaped pretty well...as far as the cow trying to get money...pfft. how many people carry great deals of cash these days? i rarely carry more than $10, and normally thats in coin...ie, silver!

hope she at least mentioned her.

**JimO** · 6th October 2006, 19:43

i usually have a grand in the old wallet bein a rich tradesman an all

**The_Dover** · 6th October 2006, 19:46

i'd ask if I could pay in kind.

**andrea** · 6th October 2006, 19:48

LOL oh man what a bitch, hmm she was obviously a homeless person or something, well its good your freind is ok, i was watching police stop last night and they were showing this guy they were trying to get out from under a van, they said that some guy had hit the bike and the bikie hit the barrier and then the van hit the bike or something and the poor guy was dragged under the van for so many metres or someting. hmm poor guys legs were both broken. this was probably a rerun or something though

**pyrocam** · 6th October 2006, 19:53

when did we forget that women are just crazy
(no offence ladies, its endearing)

**merv** · 6th October 2006, 20:08

Originally Posted by jimjim

i usually have a grand in the old wallet bein a rich tradesman an all

Do you mean from cash jobs so no tax declared so you leave us wage workers to carry all the scum that Finn so loves?

**BuFfY** · 6th October 2006, 20:24

Originally Posted by pyrocam

when did we forget that women are just crazy
(no offence ladies, its endearing)

You lookin' for a whippin' boy??

**far queue** · 6th October 2006, 20:52

Originally Posted by padre

(she paints sock monkeys in Arkansas)

What the hell's a sock monkey? Anything like a trouser snake?

**FilthyLuka** · 6th October 2006, 21:49

Originally Posted by BuFfY

You lookin' for a whippin' boy??

woo! kinky.

**Colapop** · 6th October 2006, 21:52

Originally Posted by padre

One lady that stayed around and seemed to almost enjoy the excitement of it all, told me as I was leaving that she thought I might want to give her some money for looking after me so wonderfully!

I told her I don't carry cash (which is true) and she said, "Oh, I thought you might have some cash on you." Damn! That is unreal! Now you have to pay people for being nice? What's wrong with people? She seemed low class and not home trained I thought."

WTF - that beggar needs decking I reckon!

I said "No I don't carry cash - but I do carry a .45. You want some lead for free?"

**The Pastor** · 6th October 2006, 22:15

Im sorry but I was broke man.

**oldrider** · 7th October 2006, 00:08

Originally Posted by far queue

What the hell's a sock monkey? Anything like a trouser snake?

Haven't seen that explained yet! I'm with far queue, what is a sock monkey?

John?

**padre** · 7th October 2006, 00:30

Ah! You really do wanna know. Heres her art but shes got much better imo

These sock monkeys seem to be a craft thing that US people have long done where they turn old socks into monkeys. My mate paints them. Okaaaay.....
Not really my girlfriend, shes with a dick. Who paints nudes. Oneday... shes a scientist arty rock chic who knows Gene Simmons (he her agony Aunt) rides a bike and make big biccys... and hot but she dates a dick. Throws hands in air.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MESE%3AIT&rd=1

Good one cola pop - will tell her for next time!