Grrrr grrrr buggrit grrr

**Riff Raff** · 7th October 2006, 11:19

Lying in bed this morning I was thinking about what bike I want to buy next and got in the mood for a ride. Since WT was away in Wellington, that excluded the first option. So I figured I might see what WT’s new SRAD is like to ride. Lay there for a while planning the route I would take, then got up and took dog for a walk. Beautiful day out there with perfect biking conditions, so I was getting pretty excited about going for a blat.

So out to the gargre I go to get the bike out. And therein lies the problem. Turns out I’m just a fricken girl. The damn thing was just too heavy for me to manoeuvre backwards out the gargre. Obviously there is an art to it with such a front heavy bike, but I couldn’t find it. I gave up when the blasted thing started teetering over towards me.

Then I walked into town and did a spot of girly retail therapy, but it didn’t give me any pleasure.

Now where's the fricken chocolate!!!

**yungatart** · 7th October 2006, 11:25

I know what you mean - you have your heart set on a ride and for some reason the biker gods aren't going to let you play today. Trust me, not even chocolate would fix it. Can't you get one of the guys up there to come and shift it out of the gargre for you??
Come on men, RR needs your help. The lady is in distress and it is neither manly nor gentlemanly to leave her that way...

**Riff Raff** · 7th October 2006, 11:28

Originally Posted by yungatart

Can't you get one of the guys up there to come and shift it out of the gargre for you??
Come on men, RR needs your help. The lady is in distress and it is neither manly nor gentlemanly to leave her that way...

No point now - got to get some beauty sleep before night shift.

**Karma** · 7th October 2006, 11:30

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

No point now - got to get some beauty sleep before night shift.

Woot! And I was just about to act all manly and gentlemanly...

**yungatart** · 7th October 2006, 11:31

Thats too sad RR - maybe tomorrow?

**paturoa** · 7th October 2006, 11:37

I'm just about to go to amps of a test ride, if youre a westie, PM me, I could turn it around for you so it is facing outwards for tomorrow

**Clivoris** · 7th October 2006, 13:14

I'm suprised WT didn't "back it in" to the garage. Is he losing his touch?

**James Deuce** · 7th October 2006, 14:51

Err sorry Riff, I just posted a thread with the same title. That's a little scary quite frankly.

**BNZ** · 7th October 2006, 16:37

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Turns out I’m just a fricken girl. The damn thing was just too heavy for me to manoeuvre backwards out the gargre.

So how the hell does WT ride it?

**Crasherfromwayback** · 7th October 2006, 16:51

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

And therein lies the problem. Turns out I’m just a fricken girl. The damn thing was just too heavy for me to manoeuvre backwards out the gargre. Obviously there is an art to it with such a front heavy bike, but I couldn’t find it. I gave up when the blasted thing started teetering over towards me.

Now where's the fricken chocolate!!!

Push them backwards whilst holding them by the bars! WT will show you the way! Only way to do it. And anyway, why should you give a fuck if you drop it, he binned yours didn't he?

Chocolate? Probably in his gruts the moment he realised he was gonna bin your bike.

I hope Dear Lady you'll email me at work to see if I can help you with your next purchase!

P

**gamgee** · 7th October 2006, 17:12

I always sit on the bike when I'm backing it around, haven't dropped one yet, whereas my bro dropped my old honda trying to back it out without sitting on it, grrr bastard, but yeah just sit on it ayyyyeee

**Riff Raff** · 7th October 2006, 18:15

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

Push them backwards whilst holding them by the bars! WT will show you the way! Only way to do it. And anyway, why should you give a fuck if you drop it, he binned yours didn't he?

Yeah he said the same thing when I told him - also the bit about not worrying if I drop it.

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

I hope Dear Lady you'll email me at work to see if I can help you with your next purchase!

The last time I bought a bike from Wellington Motorcycles I ended up with a man as part of the deal! So what will you be offering Pete?

Gotta come down to Welly to catch up with everyone during my holidays so I'll be wanting to check out the bike shops there if I don't find anything in Auckland.

**cowpoos** · 7th October 2006, 18:30

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Gotta come down to Welly to catch up with everyone during my holidays so I'll be wanting to check out the bike shops there if I don't find anything in Auckland.

your more than welcome to come stay and the Poo's and rossi gal cunt-ry retreat while ya down chicky!!

**Crasherfromwayback** · 7th October 2006, 23:08

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

The last time I bought a bike from Wellington Motorcycles I ended up with a man as part of the deal! So what will you be offering Pete?

Gotta come down to Welly to catch up with everyone during my holidays so I'll be wanting to check out the bike shops there if I don't find anything in Auckland.

Bullshit. You ended up with WT!! But seriously, that's gotta be one of your best purchases then doesn't it!?

Yes Mamm...we go the xtra mile.

When are you coming down? Stimpy and myself are going to have a combined 40th sometime soon, be great to get one of you, or even better BOTH of you here for it!

I think you'd look pretty fucking sexy on a new 675 Daytona Girl!

P