One in Raumati.Originally Posted by crazybigal
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One in Raumati.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Buttered Chicken
That sucks man. At least you wont have to wait months for any replacement parts you might need.
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We'll see. I'd like it back by Labour Weekend, but that will probably be pushing it.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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Was he wearing those pink fluffy animal slippers again ?It certainly cheered me up. He has to live in that street.
It's not a beer pot.... It's a fuel tank for a sex machine
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Mad nagging bitch!
Not nice Jim.. bike better be back by Labour w/e.. we gotta couple of thugs to go visit...
Had a nice ride to Taupo today, wll almost all the way, thought of you as I was pootling along, leading all the sprotbikes
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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Bummer Jim, glad to hear you're okay though!
The instructions are simple...
Ach - you young hoons.Will you never learn?
Have one of these if it helps
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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Dammit Mooch - you promised...
Nah - had me sheepies on (too big so a cool shuffle thing going on) and super grungy jeans with no knee on one side, black fleece top (free one from Vickis work) so I was in full bogan regalia...
I thought about slipping into my black cross trainers (I was working on me bikes OK) but I was worried Jim might get bike jacked by my neighbours so went down and did the 'it's OK hes with me' thing....
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
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bummer about your off mate. The low speed ones are usually the most embarrassing. Go have a beer
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bummer about your off mate. The low speed ones are usually the most embarrassing. Go have a beer
I gave him a coffee and a cheese and marmite sandwich.... I failed first aid...
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
Sorry to hear about the lowside, I couldn't believe the list of damage from "only" 30kph! Hope you get it all purty again soon and ridable!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Just faidin away!
Shit a brick Jim2, that has to be the worst news, I am glad for you that "you" are OK! Shame about your bike though!
Hey, I hope you didn't ding your helmet!!!!!Cheers, John.
Just faidin away!
Thinks,Paul, if anything ever happens to me near your house, please send Vicky with 1st aid box!
I bruise so easy! Cheers, John.
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Hmmmm - I suspect the real reason you crashed Jim was a deep seated phsycological trauma,a low self esteme caused by the fact you are just plain fucking stupid and will never learn to ride a bike properly.However,don't let this deter you from destroying perfectly good bikes in the future,by whatever means you find suitable.You will have to do affirmations at every meal and 3 times during the night,in front of family,and peers of possible.....and I find writting them down to be very effective too,fill an A4 sheet 3 times before going to bed....you need your brain to be in alpha state while doing this.Your affirmation is....
I will NOT crash my bike again,and if I do I will gift it to Motu,I will NOT crash my bike again,and if I do I will gift it to Motu....
Trust me,I know what I'm doing,I wasn't a hippy apprentice in the '70's for nothing you know.....
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