Ouch!

**Lou Girardin** · 8th October 2006, 06:06

We were in the AMPS showroom around 4.30 Friday, when we heard a Hardley being given the big handful up Khyber Pass from Huntly Ave. So there's this hell of a roar followed by silence and a screeeeech, graunch, crunch.
Rush over to the front door and here's a patched bikie getting to his feet, picks the bike up, hops on and takes off up Boston Rd.
Sat morning I'm talking to another of their members and he says that chummy ran out of room trying to get the front wheel up, locked the front trying to make the turn into Boston and binned it. He showed up later at their place with an arm and leg in plaster. He'd hit the island hard, broke his arm and bashed his leg up. He then picked up the bike and made it home.
He must have been running on a mixture of adrenaline and embarrassment.

One downside of being patched is that not one person got out of their cars to help.

**SixPackBack** · 8th October 2006, 06:19

More likely a mixture of adrenalin and 'P'

**paturoa** · 8th October 2006, 06:49

wonder whos bike he was riding?

**dawnrazor** · 8th October 2006, 06:53

bit early ain't it Lou?

**Colapop** · 8th October 2006, 07:37

So is the skill level.

**onearmedbandit** · 8th October 2006, 09:31

Squid.

10fc.

**Lou Girardin** · 8th October 2006, 09:41

Originally Posted by dawnrazor

bit early ain't it Lou?

Couldn't sleep. Couldn't get a shag. Only the 'puter left.

**Lou Girardin** · 8th October 2006, 09:43

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

Patched members are always crashing their harleys, no joke. They try and corner them thinking they will handle like a sports bike.

They wont leave them on the road as they don't want them getting nicked or vandalised, the actual symbol of "your bike" in a gang is worth more than the actual bike to a patched member.

Jesus Dyna, where DO you dream this stuff up?
Most of them are fairly handy riders.

**Scouse** · 8th October 2006, 11:28

prolly somthing the police intelegence department dreams up then turns it into a statstic that they present to the newbies at trentham for the porpose of indoctrination into the "we are new zealands biggest and bestest gang cause those other gangs cant even ride their bikes properly" mentality

**beyond** · 8th October 2006, 11:34

I'd say, adrenaline, embarrasment, "P" and whacky weed.

**SwanTiger** · 8th October 2006, 12:00

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

One downside of being patched is that not one person got out of their cars to help.

I came across a patched member on the side of the motorway, stopped to offer assistance but he was only out of gas and directly opposite the Dairy Flat Service Centre so I carried on. Real nice guy

Then again I'm a white Maori, so he was probably more afraid that I would steal his shoes or something.

**scumdog** · 8th October 2006, 12:20

Originally Posted by zrxer

to the newbies at trentham for the porpose of indoctrination into the "we are new zealands biggest and bestest gang cause those other gangs cant even ride their bikes properly" mentality

That explains why I know ferk-all, I never went to Trentham!!

They only sent me to Porirua, bastards

Never mind, the location was as accurate as the rest of the rambling.