Cages trying to take me out

[diggydog]

i'm affaird bad drivers everywhere, you got to have eyes at the back of your head. when i'm driving a give the bike opportunity to over take if they wish no problem as long as they do'nt hold me up, like all decent drivers give a wider birth for a cyclist.

[Insanity_rules]

Yep happens quite a bit down here in wellyburg too. I went to pass in the last passing bay going south off the Tukkas and this complete mensa candidate in a land cruiser swerved out wide so he was between to lanes while I was out beside him on a freakin corner, so I had half a lane width to complete the maneuver. Scared the tripe outta me. Gave him the one fingered invitation to go fornicate with himself as I scraped passed him and he tried to speed up and tail gate me.

Asshats like that should be flogged with three core electrical wire and have sharpened bamboo inserted in a lot of soft strategic places. Oh and red hot tea spoons under the eyelids.

Rant over, happiness restored.

[Bend-it]

Actually, I haven't had any such experiences recently (touch wood-ooooh that felt good)...

Where was I.... ohh yeah... in contrast, quite a few drivers giving me space when I'm lane-splitting and general polite-ness! Maybe it's .50 cal mounted on the triple clamp?

[The_Dover]

some fuckhead in a nissan took exception to being passed by me in the waipoua forest last weekend, absolute cock jockey.

I had passed the car behind him, which he was in convoy with, and everytime I tried to get past this cunt he sped up and swerved at me. I was 2 up with Vic on the back of HER 750 so didn't want to ride like a total arse, SuperDave was behind us so can verify this wanker's behaviour, eventually I just gunned it and dropped the bike into a tight left hander in front of him hoping that he'd take one last stab at me and end up in the bushes. No such luck, captain cockstick just jammed on the horn and waved his big boonga paw out the window at me, fuckin moustachioed closet case. It took Dave a few stabs to get by the prick too I think.

Anyway, we stopped with Zed just as you come into Dargaville when said wanker convoy came past us yelling insults.

I just wish DMNTD had caught up with the fuckers.

[McJim]

ASSHOLES
they only seem to pick on us when we are alone.

That's why they complain to the cops and make the cops chase us through Albany with speed guns when we ride in groups.

They're trying to split us up for easy pickings.

[McJim]

some fuckhead in a nissan took exception to being passed by me in the waipoua forest last weekend, absolute cock jockey.
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Careful Dover - Dynamytus50 drives a Nissan......

[The_Dover]

mummy probably wouldn't let him venture that far from home though, he might not get back in time for din dins.

[Bend-it]

I got passed by a nissan and an evo7 (I think) on one of my Paekak / Haywards jaunts... Got a wave (whole hand, not 1 finger) and all!

Merlin: What're you doing? You're slowing down
Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Mer
Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT!?!?
Maverick: I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by...

toot toot toot toot, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot whoosh. KABOOM!!!

[Blackbird]

ASSHOLES
they only seem to pick on us when we are alone.

Get some 100W Xenon headlight bulbs in - it makes a huge difference to your daytime visibility either with something coming towards you or with you approaching from the rear. I've had mine in for a couple of years now and others on this site will also tell you how good they are too.

Geoff

[Rogue Rider]

Yesterday, you gota love this, a turbo XR6 was bein an egg trying to egg me on for a drag. He was gunning the engine and watching me so close that he forgot he was in the wrong lane. He took off as I did and nearly took out the defencless light pole in the middle of the turning lane. All this in front of peak hour traffic, the encore was fantastic, and he looked like a total plonka.

I steadily paced off at the speed limit giving him the queens wave.

Maybee not that fascinating, but was funny at the time. Cages still suck the big kumara, we just have to be even more cautious to compensate for there idiotic behaviour. Cops don't do much, but are the first to pick off bikers or pull us over for limited reasons.

Actually, do many of you guys get picked on by our law inforcers? I seem to get a fair share.

[beyond]

I think you're getting your fair share cos you are running a road legal version of the space shuttle.

An M109 you aren't going to miss in a hurry, especially leaving rubber and smoke alongside XR6's.

[xsive-rider]

Get some 100W Xenon headlight bulbs in - it makes a huge difference to your daytime visibility either with something coming towards you or with you approaching from the rear. I've had mine in for a couple of years now and others on this site will also tell you how good they are too.

Geoff

yeah, good idea
i just wanna shoot out thier tyres!

[Indiana_Jones]

This sort of shit is making me sick, get rego's and sort out some street justice.

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

I got passed by a nissan and an evo7 (I think) on one of my Paekak / Haywards jaunts... Got a wave (whole hand, not 1 finger) and all!

Merlin: What're you doing? You're slowing down
Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Mer
Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT!?!?
Maverick: I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by...

toot toot toot toot, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot whoosh. KABOOM!!!

Lovin' the top gun mate

-Indy