No more Mr Nice Guy.

[miSTa]

Wait until the Magpie Madness you wanky twat!!

It'll be Grecian 2000 at 20 feet, survivor takes all!

Why thank you sir - I've never been called a "wanky twat" before.

If you want Grecian 2000 at 20 feet, then you'll get Grecian 2000 at 20 feet. You don't stand a chance not with the receeding hairline and thinning you've got going on.

[Motoracer]

O.K. - After a couple of years and a few thousand wanky posts form equally wanky members I have decide to 'tell it from the heart' when I read a wanky post.

Those that KNOW me will know the true me - the rest of you can take your chances with my responses to your pathetic, poorly spelled, grammatically innaccurate, juvenile padentic cop bashing Harley-hating posts.

Oh, and I'm drinking Passport Blended Whisky that CB bought me.

Wooohoooo!! Go dog! Time to feel alive. Tell em how it is!

[Virago]

....or vitreous china for those that aim too, please?

So where the hell is Vitreous China? My atlas must be out of date....

[sedge]

Only if you're Mr Cagill!

Surely you mean Capill ?

Oh wait, they said wrong... Never mind.

Sedge.

[Goblin]

Colloquially speaking, if he ever customises that Hardly Able-son it could be a called a "Pork Chop"...

Hahaha...funny! We had pork chops and lashings of egg and potato salad for dinner.

[mstriumph]

So where the hell is Vitreous China? My atlas must be out of date....

its a sort of very tough porcelein that they make toilet pans out of -- among other things prolly ...

[Skyryder]

Why thank you sir - I've never been called a "wanky twat" before.

Shit I nearly missed this one.

So what's a twaty wank called??

Skyryder

[miSTa]

Haha, very funny old man


Scummy, where the hell are you? If you're going start a thread the least you can is participate and see it through it to its conclusion. Bad form old timer.

[Lou Girardin]

(I can't speak for the dead man in the rear of said helicopter, I guess his day went downhill like his bulldozer did prior to his demise).

Dangerous damn things, those bulldozers. You'd never get me on one.
Was he trying to do doughnuts?

[scumdog]

Haha, very funny old man


Scummy, where the hell are you? If you're going start a thread the least you can is participate and see it through it to its conclusion. Bad form old timer.

How do you know Skyrider is old??

And you'll be laughing off the other side of you sensible face when the first blast of Grecian 2000 hits you!

AND I do NOT have a receding hair-line, my hair is just cut short - anymore of this talk and it's a Gold Wing you'll be riding when I've finished, it's a natural progression from ZZR to BMW to Gold Wing, next step is the candy-red mobility scooter.

[Ixion]

Oh good, You're back. This was a fun thread. Would you please start another one, so we can threadjack it.

One complaining about people thread jacking your threads and how you're not going to put up with it would prolly work well.

We never got a chance to properly insult Harleys in this one, we'll do better next time. Or mustachios.

[Waylander]

Oh good, You're back. This was a fun thread. Would you please start another one, so we can threadjack it.

One complaining about people thread jacking your threads and how you're not going to put up with it would prolly work well.

We never got a chance to properly insult Harleys in this one, we'll do better next time. Or mustachios.

Don't forget the tassles.

[Ixion]

Oh, yes , thats a very good point. Tassels. Make sure you promise something really bad for anyone who is rude about tassels, Mr Scumdog.

[Mr. Peanut]

Did you know that the piston speed at 100km/h on a ZXR250 is only ~1900fps and on a Harley Sportster 1200 it's ~1750fps?

ZXR250s last up to and over 120000km, and are faster...

Put that in your tassle burnin slash cut pipes and smoke it...

[scumdog]

Did you know that the piston speed at 100km/h on a ZXR250 is only ~1900fps and on a Harley Sportster 1200 it's ~1750fps?

ZXR250s last up to and over 120000km, and are faster...

Put that in your tassle burnin slash cut pipes and smoke it...

What the effinjeezache is a bloody ZXR250?

(And 12,000rpm? Gotta be something wrong with an engine if it has to be revved THAT high to go anywhere.)

No, don't answer the question, I really don't need to know, all I DO know about them is that I wouldn't be caught dead riding one - especially with my tassled jacket!!.