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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    says the bitch with the worlds fastest fireyawn.

    good luck in the superbikes this year astropussy.
    ...bit past yor bed time innit? must have mouth and arse round the wrong way... talkin shit.
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    http://www.motorcycle.com/mo/mccompa...9topspeed.html

    it's a few years old, but worth a reality check

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrocat View Post
    AND i know personally that you dont need as much HP as your science showed you to get passed 300kph. I got a mate with a blackbird that made 300kph a reality.
    Bullshit. 300kph on his speedo. Give me the radar trace or the time vs distance chart and I'll believe you. Until then it is just more anecdoatal blather.

    140 Rear Wheel HP does not give you 300kph.

    And your mate said you'd be on to prove that you did 280 km/hr 2 up. Story's changed now hasn't it?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    are disco danielle and astropussy fuckin gay lovers or something?

    VTR's don't do 280. FACT
    Your "worked" Fireyawn is no "beast". FACT
    Red Repping someone for having an opinion like a whiney little fag with your personal and public details displayed on the net is ever so slightly retarded. FACT

    and you two really do look like a pair of fags that need to hug each other badly.

    "Ring me on the answerphone honey"

    "Will do peaches"

    Why would my lip be dragging? Just cos your arse is? What ever next? Disco Danielle's ZZR breaks the sound barrier?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrocat View Post
    Where can i go to, or ask, or whatever to get myself clocked at whatever i can wring out of my VTR 1000? Im sure that the bike has been modified, as it is just a nutty beast compared to other VTR's i ridden. ??? Dyno will give me HP and sorts, but i wanna know my true ground speed. Maybe Merimeri drag strip? Any suggestions, besides the flying past some cop, or a speed camera that wont keep up?..
    IF ITS JUST A VTR YOU COULD MAX IT OUT IN YOUR DRIVE, ILL LEND YOU MY GPS

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    hahaha. Your a dick. Come here sweetie and i will show you a good time..................draged behind my car

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    are disco danielle and astropussy fuckin gay lovers or something?

    VTR's don't do 280. FACT
    Your "worked" Fireyawn is no "beast". FACT
    Red Repping someone for having an opinion like a whiney little fag with your personal and public details displayed on the net is ever so slightly retarded. FACT

    and you two really do look like a pair of fags that need to hug each other badly.

    "Ring me on the answerphone honey"

    "Will do peaches"

    Why would my lip be dragging? Just cos your arse is? What ever next? Disco Danielle's ZZR breaks the sound barrier?
    everyone has their opinions... ...yours appears to be either drug or alcohol induced...

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    real amusing to see dickheads letting their egos go to their head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    everyone has their opinions... ...yours appears to be either drug or alcohol induced...

    you ride a fuckin sexually frustrated mini sports tourer and believe that your man husband can break the sound barrier on a fuckin 100 horsepower donkey, i'm glad I'm medicated dude

    i know guys on VTR's that can ride like demons, way faster than I can, but they'll be the first to admit that it's not a quick bike. you deluded shitheads have just jumped of a 250 and got a boner for your first big bore bike, fair enough.

    when it dries to a crust you'll smell the coffee

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    Thumbs down

    Ive been riding for 13 years dick. You are tryly a waste of space. Fuck off.

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    and you still think that heap of shit is a beast?

    what were you riding? vespas?

    i see you're a mental health worker, have you been stealing the patients meds??

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    I was riding your Mum dick. Shitty milage and definatly in need of a facelift

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    hey, i know my bikes slow you dont need to tell me... it's called a "commuter bike" not meant to be fast... flipping eck...

    140kph and thats about it...

    if i wanted a big fast bike i would go out and buy one...

    time for you to go play on the motorway.. 'dodge the car'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrocat View Post
    I was riding your Mum dick. Shitty milage and definatly in need of a facelift
    my mum was murdered in front of my eyes, you wanna say that to my face lightweight?

    ok, she wasn't really, that was just the drugs. but she did nearly get killed by this really fast honda, it must have been doing damn near four hundred miles an hour. or maybe that was the drugs too. i forget.

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    You have a lot to say Mr Disturbed. Stop wasting your time trying to intimidate me. In my job, i work everyday with clients that try to

    cook me up
    chop me up
    hang me
    bash me
    fuck me
    waste my time
    waste their own time
    make excuses
    criminally offend
    sexually offend

    So you mean NOTHING.

    Your day is coming.............fast. Either Newtons law or Murphys law will catch up with you, and then haha. Go get some counselling.

    Go to bed.

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