I wanna be clocked...

[Astrocat]

wow. A little man with BIG words. Good on ya Mr Joke.

[marty]

hahahaha. Never met bigger clowns than in this thread. Banter is good. All taken with a grain of salt. Good for a laugh though.

no, banter is what happens between people who have a modicum of respect for each other. you're just a dickhead, and we're taking the piss out of you.

obvious really, as you needed that to be explained to you

[The_Dover]

hey man, i'm for real.

those perallis are really fast tires

[WINJA]

hahahaha. Never met bigger clowns than in this thread. Banter is good. All taken with a grain of salt. Good for a laugh though.

WAS THAT A TYPO ON THE TITLE , SHOULDA BEEN I WANNA BE COCKED

THE PREVIOUS OWNER OF YOUR BIKE WAS 'ALEX' RIGHT

[Astrocat]

Taking the piss out of me.......ha. You guys are proving a real laugh. Good on ya, keep us entertained fag. Already waiting to hear your next joke. hey ive got one... "your mumma......................

[marty]

leave the mumma jokes to winja. you've got a long way to go.

[Astrocat]

I will leave you two to suck each other off. Catcha fags later. Kiss Kiss

[Scouse]

fuck this is funny how ever Dover and winga give the Noob a break pick on somone that bites back like that twat wot sells those cheep shitty leathers

[Astrocat]

Thank you. All i wanted to do is have a chat about something ok, and then....wammo......highjacked. If this is what being on kiwibiker.co.nz is about, then na its not for me.

[Scouse]

Thank you. All i wanted to do is have a chat about something ok, and then....wammo......highjacked. If this is what being on kiwibiker.co.nz is about, then na its not for me.

Dont sweat it dude the boys have prolly been having a bit of a drink tonight they are actualy good guys and once you go out on a kb ride you will find that all the crap disapears so dont check out yet

[McJim]

Being on KiwiBiker is all about meeting people and going out for rides - the banter is just that - you can't tell who's good/bad/fast/slow/indiferent.

You got an invite in there if you look closely - a lot of people on this forum might sound like knobs but are decent people - then there's c*nts like me who sound reasonable but will kick you inna stones for the price of a pint.

I'm blissfully free from all the posturing and speed freak stuff coz I'm shit and only ride a 250...doesn't stop me chasing 1 Litre Gixxers through twisty roads in the dead of night (I might be shit but I'm a game wee bastard) I think I get a certain amount of respect for being prepared to have a go....but they might just be laughing at me behind my back.

You will be allowed to talk absolute shite if you turn up to a ride and let people get to know you a bit better - unless you turn out to be a real toss pot then no one will tell you what pub they're meeting at!

Welcome to KB byraway.

[Astrocat]

Cool. I do look forward to a KB ride. Mostly been tearing up strips of tar seal by myself, so it would be good to get alongside other riders and have a bit of fun.

[Astrocat]

The only thing about my bike is the crap fuel consumption. 12L tank for a 1000 twin is too small. I going to look at getting a 19L. Im sure that the later models came out with 19L tanks. I only got 170km from a full tank. Either im given it heaps or the tank is too small.

[McJim]

Look on the bright side - your bike is DEFINATELY faster then mine!

Then again I've got a 13L tank and I get 340km out of it.....good for commuting.

[Hawkeye]

speed camera will have no problem right out to over 300k, so unless you've got a hayabusa-powered vtr, a camera will have no trouble....

Yeh! ride passed a camera, get snapped and then in a week or so, ring up the station and ask for the picture. I'm sure the cops will personally bring the photo to you - within minutes...