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  1. 21st October 2006, 09:29 #1
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    Earning points for sprotbikers

    Yesterday, on the way home from a little pootle, I spied up ahead a bike being taken for a walk in the company of it's rider and pillion. Being of a generally helpful disposition, I stopped to render assistance if needed. 'twas a Harley, but so? Turns out I didn't happen to have a spare 'centre unit', whateverthefuck one of those is, as his was cooked. Guy was only 2 gates away from his place, but appreciated the fact that I stopped. YES, I'm in credit!! And just perhaps, he will tell his HD mates that sprotbikers are OK?
    Now, I poke fun with the best of them, but really don't care what is being ridden. We all have 2 wheels, which makes us members of the same 'brotherhood'
    ps...I resisted the temptation to suggest his bike would be better utilised as a boat anchor
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  2. 21st October 2006, 09:31 #2
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    Center unit= Brain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Center unit= Brain
    What's a center?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc View Post
    What's a center?
    An confused Centaur?
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    And how can a man die better
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  5. 21st October 2006, 09:58 #5
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    Anyone else think MSTRS is getting a little MISS TIS lately? Come on John whats the story... you've been a little fragile lately. The "Washing" thread, the "Dishes" thread... and now the "I hugged a HD rider" thread...?
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  6. 21st October 2006, 11:22 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Anyone else think MSTRS is getting a little MISS TIS lately? Come on John whats the story... you've been a little fragile lately. The "Washing" thread, the "Dishes" thread... and now the "I hugged a HD rider" thread...?
    Bastard...you'll keep
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  7. 21st October 2006, 12:01 #7
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    What you gonna do ol' man? Starch my socks?
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  8. 21st October 2006, 12:16 #8
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    5 mins alone with the starch and your leathers isn't too much to ask, is it?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  9. 21st October 2006, 15:23 #9
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    Maquis of Queensbury rules? Stiff upper lip and all that?

    Oh, wait... what's that...? It's your woman calling... shit you better go... she might beat you (and not in a nice way)
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    You didn't mistake 'centre unit' for 'sender unit' did you? Or did he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    You didn't mistake 'centre unit' for 'sender unit' did you? Or did he?
    yes <10 blah>
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Is that sender as in "Send her out to work while I do the dishes" ... MSTRS 2006
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Is that sender as in "Send her out to work while I do the dishes" ... MSTRS 2006
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    what r you doing online?

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    what r you doing online?

    ...aren't you supposed to be having a party that some tosser from dorkland said he would go to but didn't
    Yeah he's not here got no-one to sling shit at
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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