...Originally Posted by Hitcher
Hitcher had a little lamb
His father shot it dead
It went with him to school next day
Upon a slice of bread?
e mare libertas
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Hitcher had a little lamb
His father shot it dead
It went with him to school next day
Upon a slice of bread?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Nana
Mary had a little lamb, so she was had up on beastiality charges.
Nana
Mary had a little lamb,
she passed her plate and asked for more.
Deus ex ukulele
Mary had a little lamb that like to chew on grass
She tied it to the backyard gate and kicked it in the teeth...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Una Storia Italiana
*slowly shaking my head while looking sadly at the ground* Stormy, Stormy, Stormy, You have obvisuly lead a sad lonely Guzzi less life........ NO VTR or any other bike can even come close to the Guzzi experance, no the VTR isent a dud and no it most certenly isent too quite....... Paul N NZ can you please explain to the man......
cheers DD
(Definately Dodgy)
Forum whore
Mary had a little lamb, and it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five bar gate, and kicked it's little (insert choice of anatomy) in
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
In the riders seat
Only two pairs of jeans?,last woman who visited me bought 5 pairs for a 2 1/2 day visit and managed to wear them all
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Forum whore
On a Guzzi you will eventually slide sideways into the grave, covered in road grime, exhaust roaring, and a clatter of tappets as the engine finally explodes in a shower of hot shards from being horribly over revved and running from the law... You will approach the Pearly Gates, limping, exhausted, wide eyed, with bugs in your teeth crying "man wadda RIDE". St Peter will let you in saying, Welcome my son, you have suffered and prevailed with good humour, here is a new Guzzi, go break it on heavens endless roads...
On a Honda you will glide up quietly, indicate nicely, perform a perfect 3 point turn, park immaculately on the trusty side stand with narry a drip of oil from the perfect cases and step brightly up to you maker say dressed in your colour matched leathers and replica helmet. "Golly! That was rather nice!" St Peter will look up from the Guzzi parts book he is thumbing through tring to figure out why the blasted thrunge grommet Guido sent won't bloody fit. He will get a bit of a shock as he didn't hear the Honda pull up and tell you to piss off untill he's finished his pizza.
The Guzzi rider might not get an official wake as his mates are too busy out riding cos they swiped a few usuable bits off the wreck to get their bikes going but everytime a wheel turns, you will be remembered. When the Guzzi faithful gather, a place will be set and your memory honoured with genuine regret.
The Honda rider will possibly enjoy a jolly nice 'do' after the funeral with tea and buns (and everything) and after your 'nice' mates have chatted up the widow, found they won't get a leg over, will never be seen again...
I mean, don't feel bad you ain't got a Guzzi. They are not for everyone...
Paul N
Mk2 LeMans (it's a bloody MANS bike - it says so on the side)
Workin' Socially!
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Una Storia Italiana
*sniffels and wipes eye dry* 'Oh what have I done'
'I want my Guzzi back'
And I will once again proudly were the Itialian eagle before to long
(I need help)
cheers DD
(Definately Dodgy)
Forum whore
If you do enough miles, and pick up every piece of metal you see, you will eventually have a Guzzi you can glue back together.
And I will once again proudly were the Itialian eagle before to long
(I need help)
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Forum whore
You sound a bit jealous young Jim2...
You are on the right track with an 850 but it only pretends to be a V Twin... You need a Guzzi in your life! Go on, admit it!
;-)
Paul N
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