Bloody Cyclists

**ceebie13** · 31st October 2006, 14:53

Originally Posted by snuffles

I am an over opinionated Wanker just like the rest of you.

I just think it's amusing that we all get so easily carried away on thread
topics in these kind of forums. (Me included). We all think we are experts but if the truth be known we aren't. (well except me of course!). Still, all prat of life's rich pastry eh?

**Deano** · 31st October 2006, 15:03

Just another day at the office.

**Squeak the Rat** · 31st October 2006, 15:27

A suburban road walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman serves him, but he looks really tough and the barman worries that there'll be trouble.

Then a state highway then walks in and buys a pint. The barman again notes that he looks tough and says, ‘Look, I don't want any trouble, so could you sit in that corner away from the suburban road?’ So the state highway way does.

Soon afterwards, in walks a motorway and gets a pint, who looks extremely tough, so the barman makes him sit in another corner away from the other two roads.

A bit later, a really skinny green piece of road walks in and buys a diet coke. The other roads all look at him aghast and run out of the pub. The barman grabs the motorway on the way past and asks, ‘Why are you running out? He's a really tiny road.’

The motorway replies, ‘He's no road, he's a cycle path!’

**McJim** · 31st October 2006, 15:29

Originally Posted by ceebie13

I just think it's amusing that we all get so easily carried away on thread
topics in these kind of forums. (Me included). We all think we are experts but if the truth be known we aren't. (well except me of course!). Still, all prat of life's rich pastry eh?

Speak for yourself mate - I'm a meat pie.

**Hitcher** · 31st October 2006, 16:03

That HTML music clip is REALLY irritating. I would be most grateful if whoever has embedded it could expunge it.

**dawnrazor** · 31st October 2006, 16:06

what fucking dick has embedded music in this post, some of us looka t KB in work

**jrandom** · 31st October 2006, 16:08

Originally Posted by Hitcher

That HTML music clip is REALLY irritating.

I never click on the 'install additional plugin required to display media on this page' button. I therefore have no idea what you're talking about. My consequent moral superiority is second only to my smug, Zen-like tranquillity.

**Hitcher** · 31st October 2006, 16:10

The excuses some use for having under-specced kit...

**jrandom** · 31st October 2006, 16:11

Originally Posted by McJim

Originally Posted by ceebie13

all prat of life's rich pastry...

I'm a meat pie.

I'm a prat.

**t3mp0r4ry nzr** · 31st October 2006, 16:35

Originally Posted by snuffles

I am an over opinionated Wanker just like the rest of you.

its all good, wouldnt it be boring if we all had the same ideas

diversity makes things interesting

**Jantar** · 31st October 2006, 16:42

Originally Posted by Squeak the Rat

!-- message --
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(suppresses urge to use smiley)

embed src="http://www.queenonline.com/AUDIO/WAV/bicycle.wav" autostart="true" loop="infinite" width="0" height="0".../embed !-- / message --

OK I found out who the annoying bastard is who has taken over our computers with noise. Some of us are on dial-up and just don't want to tie up our lines with this crap.

**Ixion** · 31st October 2006, 17:18

Originally Posted by Fish

I never click on the 'install additional plugin required to display media on this page' button. I therefore have no idea what you're talking about. My consequent moral superiority is second only to my smug, Zen-like tranquillity.

Not only do I never install plugins, I also rip the wires out of all speakers. I like silence.

Originally Posted by Fish

I'm a prat.

Sprat. You're a sprat.

Fish. Sprat. Geddit. Everyone a gem.

Ah well, some people just have no sense of humour.