Buttered Chicken
I Farking Hate It
Warmer weather has brought with it the curse of ... the static electric shock from the car door.
I Farking Hate It
Yeah I know, serve me right.
Do those little rubber things that I see hanging off the arse end of cages make any difference? Is the only way to avoid car doors to be stealing an Ariel Atom? Somebody please be the Yoda to my Skywalker and guide me to higher knowledge.
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Well, don't lean on the car doors when dismounting then.Sorted.
As to avoiding them, just keep an eye out for parked cars with drivers still in them .
And stay away from left wheel track. More of a problem for scooters and pushies. Except for the odd cunt who thinks its funny to open his door when one is lane splitting. One took the door off a car once that way. No damage to the bike. Oh dear, your door, such a pity, not a good idea openeing it then was it.
Originally Posted by skidmark
Que?
I got a doozey this afternoon, didn't think much of it afterwards but now that you mention it today was the first time I've had a zap from that car. Warm weather aye? well bugger me.
Slapper?
get your missus to open the door for ya.........maybe thats why mine left
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Buttered Chicken
What kind of prick do you take me for? She'd leave me just like yours did if I interupted her while she was cooking me some fucking eggs.
get your missus to open the door for ya.........
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If you mean Clive when you get out of a car.... the way to not get zapped it to hold on to a metal section of the door BEFORE you put your feet on the ground. That way you and the car are earthed and no shock.
May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
Slapper?
good thinkin madmal....go easy on her and tell her to open the door with one foot off the ground...1/2 the shock....
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Buttered Chicken
Will this really work?
Mate, you're too thoughtful to waste yourself on a relationship with woman.good thinkin madmal....go easy on her and tell her to open the door with one foot off the ground...1/2 the shock....
Dont know what to put here
[QUOTE=Clivoris;811820]Will this really work?
Sure does! Used to get zapped all the time I now get out of a cage this way just about everytime and never get a zap
May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
Slapper?
Agreed mate....just as i suspected....mis-understood....
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Hibernating
[QUOTE=Clivoris;811820]Will this really work?
yeah it works .. I get quite a few zaps from stuff at work .. & i can fair get a good zap amost touching someone not quite .. hehehehe can be fun .. if i touch the wood on the door before the handle no zap ..
so yup earthing yaself is a good way to go
Have toKarma ... Justice catches up eventually !!
Slapper?
Maybe its a nylon knicker thing.....
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Hibernating
Maybe its a nylon knicker thing.....
ohh you know what kinda knickers I weardamn
ohh yeah i dunna wear knickers
the issue .........
more like synthetic carpet ..
Have to
Slower than Ixion
Easiest way is DON'T drive a car.
Hayden - Evidence that even the mediocre can achieve great things.
((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))
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If you get this a lot you want to take care at petrol stations! Spark - WOOF!
Other than that, if your already out of the car, jump and touch the car while you are in the air. The contact with the metal won't spark cause you won't be earthed.
But you will look like a right goose.
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