Bloody boy racers!

[alamony]

why do boy racers always want to line up next to anything on two wheels??! I just don't get it! Lights, motorway, highway doesn't matter its like they assume cos i'm on two wheels I want them to prove how great their 'skills' are Firstly, unless their Datsun 180B has actually been fitted with Blue Lightnings charged, nitroed and running on meth 6000HP thumper they haven't got a shit show in hell of 'winning'. And secondly, I'm really not even the slightest bit interested, all I'm thinking is how to avoid his/her P.O.S car before his/her randomly eratic and unpredictable driving takes me the F**K out!

[Grahameeboy]

why do boy racers always want to line up next to anything on two wheels??! I just don't get it! Lights, motorway, highway doesn't matter its like they assume cos i'm on two wheels I want them to prove how great their 'skills' are Firstly, unless their Datsun 180B has actually been fitted with Blue Lightnings charged, nitroed and running on meth 6000HP thumper they haven't got a shit show in hell of 'winning'. And secondly, I'm really not even the slightest bit interested, all I'm thinking is how to avoid his/her P.O.S car before his/her randomly eratic and unpredictable driving takes me the F**K out!

THAT WAS A QUICK REPOST....MORE COFFEE NEEDED!!

[alamony]

LOL posted instead of previewed! ooops injecting coffee now!!

[Grahameeboy]

LOL posted instead of previewed! ooops injecting coffee now!!

Welcome to the site..it takes some guys months to loose it..it has taken you days.........

[Pixie]

Here's a bit of psychology:If you show any awareness that the wankers even exist, that will give them a degree of satisfaction.Attention is what they are after,so to ignore them completely is the greatest insult you can offer.

[Swoop]

Spot on Pixie!! Keep a lookout for ANY other bike (including *gasp* a scooter) and look intently at it - especially if it is passing, so you can do an over-exaggerated head movement...
Then go back to admiring your gloves or something more interesting than a cage

[Grahameeboy]

Here's a bit of psychology:If you show any awareness that the wankers even exist, that will give them a degree of satisfaction.Attention is what they are after,so to ignore them completely is the greatest insult you can offer.

I just stay put when lights change and let them roar off and look stupid..

[Coyote]

Here's a bit of psychology:If you show any awareness that the wankers even exist, that will give them a degree of satisfaction.Attention is what they are after,so to ignore them completely is the greatest insult you can offer.

Haha, my brother is like that. He came up to me and my mate and we jokingly ignored him. We had found his weakness, lack of attention. He had to do everything in his power to get us laughing at him, he started going on about the advantages of mechanicle pencils in a british accent

[skelstar]

Own a bike that looks like a commuter. Nobody ever races me from the lights.

[slimjim]

"OO" dear , not another "Boy Racer" , haha gosh no swearing now,, aaarrr fucking tosser's ,and me use too with my old belmont 202 yellow terra head, humm real racer hahaha,, but yea life is full of smiles, and sometimes the smiles come as an after thought,

[Jamezo]

Spot on Pixie!! Keep a lookout for ANY other bike (including *gasp* a scooter) and look intently at it - especially if it is passing, so you can do an over-exaggerated head movement...
Then go back to admiring your gloves or something more interesting than a cage

It's ironic that you're actually paying more mental attention to them to effect that....

Show them nothing in the way of attention, no revving, nothing, then just annihilate them when the light changes.

[Lou Girardin]

I rarely have them take me on. In their ignorance, they probably think 1200S on my bike means it's really fast.

[Oakie]

You want to piss them off? Just get in front of them and ride at the posted speed limit.

[crash harry]

Hmmm... I wish I had the self control that some on this site do... I just usually give in to temptation and smoke them, as long as it's safe enough.

The funniest thing is when you can goad them into hooning past a cop though, and you just tootle off innocent as. Doesn't happen that often but it's gold when you pull it off.

[KLOWN]

I used to try and take on bikes when I had a mini (and was 16), It was just fun to see the bikes kane off. It always blew my mind the amount of acceleration a bike had.