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  1. 16th November 2006, 16:30 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    I've seen photos of you, pf, I'm sure if you were running around naked in the background I'd notice.
    Not *looks round to see who's listening* those photos????
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    I've never seen either of you on Shortland St and I watch it every night.
    Having appeared on Shortarse Street (in the "other morons wandering around in the background" category) I wonder if there is anyone left in NZ who has not been on that crap tv series...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Having appeared on Shortarse Street (in the "other morons wandering around in the background" category) I wonder if there is anyone left in NZ who has not been on that crap tv series...
    Me, I haven't !!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post
    Me, I haven't !!!!!!!!!!!

    Me either......

    I cant even watch that shite....
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Me either......

    I cant even watch that shite....
    me neither...............
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    Well, after all that it turns out it wasn't my lunch after all. I dunno who gave me that bum steer. Turns out to be a makeup box. And Maurice is RIGHT pissed off, I hear. Just don't get him started again on how long it took him to find just the right tone of foundation.

    And after all that what I want to know is who's going to pay for the $7.80 for my lunch ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Having appeared on Shortarse Street (in the "other morons wandering around in the background" category) I wonder if there is anyone left in NZ who has not been on that crap tv series...
    More importantly, who wants to be in it?

    wait a minute. People watch that shit? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    And Maurice is RIGHT pissed off, I hear. Just don't get him started again on how long it took him to find just the right tone of foundation.
    Pardon my ignorance here...........who is Maurice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Well, after all that it turns out it wasn't my lunch after all. Turns out to be a makeup box.
    Yes, men all know how dangerous makeup can be... they pick up a hot chick in a bar late at night and in the morning they have to bite their arm off to get away when they realise all her makeup has worn off! (Or was it the beer?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post
    Me, I haven't !!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    Yes, men all know how dangerous makeup can be... they pick up a hot chick in a bar late at night and in the morning they have to bite their arm off to get away when they realise all her makeup has worn off! (Or was it the beer?)
    Little known fact - there's a sight inhibitor component in semen. As soon as the fireworks go off, sight gets temporarily restored and things can suddenly look a WHOLE LOT worse!

    Course it's only a matter of time till the sight inhibitor levels are back to normal and the "any hole will do" approach becomes the norm again
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Little known fact - there's a sight inhibitor component in semen. As soon as the fireworks go off, sight gets temporarily restored and things can suddenly look a WHOLE LOT worse!

    Course it's only a matter of time till the sight inhibitor levels are back to normal and the "any hole will do" approach becomes the norm again
    The longer the time span, the more potent the sight inhibiting qualities become...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    The longer the time span, the more potent the sight inhibiting qualities become...
    Very true. As proof I offer you the example of Mrs. Palmer.

    Not exactly a supermodel....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Very true. As proof I offer you the example of Mrs. Palmer.

    Not exactly a supermodel....
    Well, Mrs Emmanuelle Palmer of Waikikamukau is a bit of all right - nice tits, lovely smile, arse looks good in jeans, legs all the way up etc - too bad her husband is a psycho who keeps a shotgun under the bed...
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