Plonkers Than can't Park!

[Stapes]

What is it with these bloody plonkers that don’t understand the basics of parking their bikes? I returned to the bike park after work on Tuesday to find my toy nicely situated under two others and resting on a fourth. Yes it was a little windy, but if plonker #1 hadn’t parked on a slope that had left his rather uncared for heap more or less vertical I would not now be looking at a bill to repair gouges to basically every piece of plastic on my previous unmarked Bike! And don’t get me started on the scooter than emptied the contents of its tank all over my rear wheel!

[deanohit]

Bugger bro, did you get the plate number of the offending bike or take a pic with ya cell phone? I'd be hitting the guy up for the repairs, probably won't get any money out of it, but if you hassled them enough, they'd hopefully being a bit more careful how they park their bike in the future.

[Swoop]

What is it with these bloody plonkers that don’t understand the basics of parking their bikes? ... if plonker #1 hadn’t parked on a slope...

Has Pansy Wong been made aware of this? I see a complaint to the human rights commission coming on...

[bungbung]

Report them:

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

[imdying]

Kick them over, stomp their plastic. You don't have to take that kinda crap from those scrawny weaklings.

[Stapes]

wish I had taken his number, but I was so pissed and busy picking everthing up that I didn't think about it until I got home. But trying to get some cash out of the guy with the beaten up GN would be like pushing shit up hill I would have thought. Doubt he would have even known that his heap of shit had even been dropped