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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Its funnier to make them think you are about to waste them and then go reeaallly slow, so they take off and look like idiots........LOL
    hey!! i like to do that, too!! 'specially away from traffic lights
    waste them on the first, sedate on the second ....... watch em mentally disintigrate at the 3rd [only fun to be had thru perth traffic methinks -- ]
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    hey that reminds me of a lil story when me and my friend went for a drive, we drove to the gas station and parked up. she went inside to buy something, and came back. meanwhile i had one of those balloons (the balloons that go into the shape of a long sausage when you blow them up) on this lil pump, i looked at my mate and said "hey watch this" i started pumping this balloon up until it was right near her face and thenBANG!!!!!hehe the balloon popped in her face. hmm all this while the gas station guy was watching through the window haha i think he thought i was wanking or something LOL

    so yeah back on topic that guys are real dickhead same thing happened to me when i had my lil 250cc coming back from warkworth with jonny, some guy in a skyline decided to be a cunt and overtake me and then he let the harley through and then blocked my way. i cant wait to head out there again.

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    Only time I've had that happen was on the 'Takas on the Featherston side going down, last year. 2 fat cats in a Commer door V8 HSV thingy, right up my arse for most of the way down.
    Cars can do it in the tight twisties, but the second the road starts to open up a fraction......think he held with me for about 100m...........
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    Had a guy race me in his Honda it did well up to 200ks then it started ,bang bang , governor thig starts working ,didn`t pass him got caught behind a truck , could see his half brained girlfriend laughing like a hyena , that was up untill I gave them a little wave at 110ks lane splitting (guess I had the last laugh ) never did see the the honda again. Fuckin MORONS ,Don`t do what I did show self-control and you have already beaten them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BMT View Post
    Today I put a couple of vehicles between us for my own safety and pulled over at the top to let him go.

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    Back in the UK some plonker had given me grief thinking that he could outgun me on a few twisties. I let him go to let his big ego stimulate his small willy.
    A few miles further on I had pulled in to the same service area as him.
    As he was reversing his car into a tight space, I walked past his car and shouted "Wo!" Naturally his immediate reaction was to slam his brakes on and look to see if he was about to hit anything. At that point I sang in a loud voice, "...I'm going to Barbados..." and carried on walking.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin View Post
    'Tis funny, I don't seem to have that happen, cars can't pass where bikes can.
    I wish somebody would tell the car 'drivers' that!
    Some seem to think they CAN!!
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    There has always been dicks on the road, they will always be there. in fact, i had one pass me the other day....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMT View Post

    Today I put a couple of vehicles between us for my own safety and pulled over at the top to let him go.
    I know its tempting... You did the right thing... what makes it even better then up the road you pass them because the have been pulled overby Mr Plod...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ceebie13 View Post
    Back in the UK some plonker had given me grief thinking that he could outgun me on a few twisties. I let him go to let his big ego stimulate his small willy.
    A few miles further on I had pulled in to the same service area as him.
    As he was reversing his car into a tight space, I walked past his car and shouted "Wo!" Naturally his immediate reaction was to slam his brakes on and look to see if he was about to hit anything. At that point I sang in a loud voice, "...I'm going to Barbados..." and carried on walking.
    I'm still laughing ... brilliant!!! .. tragic track ... but brilliant application! .. i bling you sir!

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    On my way back from a very quick trip in to town I had one of our fast friends trying to ram me up the bum, and with no where to go I created space in front. Just before the brow of the hill i gave him the opportunity to pass by moving over and buttoning off... he hit is go button, hard. I smiled, the cop was still where i noticed him 5 mins before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XP@ View Post
    On my way back from a very quick trip in to town I had one of our fast friends trying to ram me up the bum, and with no where to go I created space in front. Just before the brow of the hill i gave him the opportunity to pass by moving over and buttoning off... he hit is go button, hard. I smiled, the cop was still where i noticed him 5 mins before.
    touchι

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