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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
hey that reminds me of a lil story when me and my friend went for a drive, we drove to the gas station and parked up. she went inside to buy something, and came back. meanwhile i had one of those balloons (the balloons that go into the shape of a long sausage when you blow them up) on this lil pump, i looked at my mate and said "hey watch this" i started pumping this balloon up until it was right near her face and thenBANG!!!!!hehe the balloon popped in her face. hmm all this while the gas station guy was watching through the window haha i think he thought i was wanking or something LOL
so yeah back on topic that guys are real dickhead same thing happened to me when i had my lil 250cc coming back from warkworth with jonny, some guy in a skyline decided to be a cunt and overtake me and then he let the harley through and then blocked my way. i cant wait to head out there again.
Only time I've had that happen was on the 'Takas on the Featherston side going down, last year. 2 fat cats in a Commer door V8 HSV thingy, right up my arse for most of the way down.
Cars can do it in the tight twisties, but the second the road starts to open up a fraction......think he held with me for about 100m...........![]()
- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Had a guy race me in his Honda it did well up to 200ks then it started ,bang bang , governor thig starts working ,didn`t pass him got caught behind a truck , could see his half brained girlfriend laughing like a hyena , that was up untill I gave them a little wave at 110ks lane splitting (guess I had the last laugh ) never did see the the honda again. Fuckin MORONS ,Don`t do what I did show self-control and you have already beaten them!![]()
Back in the UK some plonker had given me grief thinking that he could outgun me on a few twisties. I let him go to let his big ego stimulate his small willy.
A few miles further on I had pulled in to the same service area as him.
As he was reversing his car into a tight space, I walked past his car and shouted "Wo!" Naturally his immediate reaction was to slam his brakes on and look to see if he was about to hit anything. At that point I sang in a loud voice, "...I'm going to Barbados..." and carried on walking.
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
There has always been dicks on the road, they will always be there. in fact, i had one pass me the other day....
On my way back from a very quick trip in to town I had one of our fast friends trying to ram me up the bum, and with no where to go I created space in front. Just before the brow of the hill i gave him the opportunity to pass by moving over and buttoning off... he hit is go button, hard. I smiled, the cop was still where i noticed him 5 mins before.
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