Advice needed on anti-cat spraying

[Patrick]

Catch it if you can and apply terpentine on its arse and balls... short lasting, will never forget and he will steer clear of your place forever... and it is also funny watching it drag its arse across the lawns/concrete/broken shells whatever.. trying to wipe the stuff off...

[Bend-it]

BBgun... I've used it on a cat that kept crapping in our yard and it's never been back. Non lethal and fun too!

For the huan variety, you'd need larger calibre... M18A1 claymore outside their window, attached to a dB meter and set off by anything louder that 85dB!

Duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff ... BOOM!

[jrandom]

Most domestic cats will eat fresh mince, tuna or cheese out of your hand with a little encouragement. Grab the beastie and drown it, or take it out the back and do it Gestapo style. Problem solved.

I did that once to a horrid local tom that was regularly beating up on my two, but ended up feeling quite guilty when its lady owner started knocking tearfully on every door in the neighbourhood 48 hours later, asking if anyone had seen it.

I was quite truthful with her, of course. "No, dear me, let's see; I reckon I saw him, well, must have been at least a couple of days ago, now..."

[Maverick]

I need to pick up my Walther air pistol at some point, we are having problems with screeching birds dive bombing our cats. They nested in the neighbours gutter last year and were a real menace, even having a go at people outside, unfortunatly seems like its the same pair scouting their old nest site for this year and the neighbours have asked if I can take care of them before they nest again.

[andrea]

put out a pair of your dirty jockstraps thats still of some skiddies on it, that'll prevent the cats from coming to your house, hmm even the inlaws too.
ive seen some spray stuff that u can use at the vet, you should try them.

[andrea]

you know cats mark their territory aye, have you tried marking your territory like pissing on some plants and trees round your house, that'll work,
but seriously try the vet

[Lord Derosso]

The problem seems to have gone away. Must have got the bloody thing with the bucket of HOT water the other night which I tossed between the houses.
Will get some spray next week and spray around the fence line etc where he comes from. Dirty toms. The females like my cat are fine.