Whatya do with attitude drivers at the lights?

[McJim]

How come none of you drongos out there came up with something as sensible as THIS?

Coz we've got sport bikes and small dicks - sheesh - you must know us by now surely.

[slinky]

Coz we've got sport bikes and small dicks - sheesh - you must know us by now surely.

speak for yourself

[lukelin250]

ill never get over the cuntattitudeness of people who are sat in traffic and just cause they cant go anywhere deliberatly block the way of lane splitting, fucking morons. and people who get all worked up and antagonised when i jump to the front of the traffic lights, im talking like almost every time i go to the front of the cue at the lights some guy gets all up next to me trynna push in .

im ALL for using a bit of the ol ultra violence

[lukelin250]

Give 'em the bird and if they want to get all anxst about it have a chat.
the merc driver that tailgated me like a man posessed soon found his dented door and me waiting on the side of the road a little further up enough for him to piss off.

how do you kick a door while riding, i have yet to master that move. if someone life threatens me while im riding i just follow them wait till they get out then get out my stash of ball bearings from my jacket and smash the cages windows.

[SPman]

Perth's meant to be bad for this (if you read the local website.....same sort of moaning), but I've never had any trouble....
Mind, lanesplitting on a bulky XJR 1300, with full leathers, tinted visor and an assertive attitude probably helps...

[Big Dog]

I found a useful peice of advice in a wonderful book I got out of the library a few years ago. Can't remember title something about the untimate bikers guide. American but good none the less.

Pull in between the first and second car. The driver of the second car is already focused on not hitting the first car and is already resigned to not being first.
Since I started doing this I have had only one scary moment. Now I pull right in so that the car behind me cannot go till I do. No more scary moments in 5 years of city riding in the big smoke.

[Big Dog]

For those that don't remember Libraries lend out free (paper)books to those who register......

[jtzzr]

I agree with most comments on here, If you feel intimidated let the tosspot go and enjoy the rest of your day , and try not to let it eat at you , but on the otherhand if you like to have a little laugh try to get a car or two in front then start weaving in and out of the cats eyes like slalom and wiggle your arse like your on a dance floor at the same time , I`m sure this will annoy the tosspotmobile.(Disclaimer:jtzzr in no way endorses this behaviour , and believes these actions to be irrational and quite possibly illegal , but funny. )

[marty]

commuting 1500k a week, i soon realised that when there's fuckwits on the road, just under/overtake them, and fuck off into the distance. the type of dickheads that give chase drive shitters anyway, so 3 minutes at 100mph will either run them out of gas, or overheat their engine, so that attack is the best line of defence. there's enough to worry about without worrying about what other wankers are doing - just get on with your own life.

[lukelin250]

its no good saying not to worry bout them, sometimes these people seriously endanger your life and its more than ok to take offence to that and do somthing so they dont forget to watch out for bikers next time. its not gonna kill them but just may save the life of another biker

[marty]

its no good saying not to worry bout them, sometimes these people seriously endanger your life and its more than ok to take offence to that and do somthing so they dont forget to watch out for bikers next time. its not gonna kill them but just may save the life of another biker

or piss them off so much that the next biker that cuts them off/pisses them off/whatevers them off, is made sure that they are knocked off. i'm fucked if i want to be lying on the ground as a result of something some jumped up immature 250 rider did to that driver 10 minutes previous

[Brett]

Yep, when in doubt split a few cars and get far ahead!

[Grahameeboy]

Yeah the other day on Esmonde road I was going down middle, some geezer knew I was there but stuck to line so too narrow and he kept looking at me...cool thing about bikes is that we can wait.....cause he was in a cage and a I eventually got past..he he

[Disco Dan]

Yeah the other day on Esmonde road I was going down middle, some geezer knew I was there but stuck to line so too narrow and he kept looking at me...cool thing about bikes is that we can wait.....cause he was in a cage and a I eventually got past..he he

ran into something similiar, was riding between stopped cars at lights.. as i approached the two cars at the front the lights went green.. i was in line with drivers door and i was clearly visible, the BOTH moved towards me with only a couple of inches away each side... honked my horn... gassed it and took out both cars side mirrors... as i sped off i was shaking my head and giving them the finger... idiots. serves them right. humpf.

[unhingedlizard]

stare, point, laugh and repeat.