Another ! on 2 Wheels (Lukas)

**Lukas** · 29th December 2006, 18:05

Hey everyone names Lukas im new 2 the show...

I been playing on the idea of getin a bike 4 a long time, finally did sumfing bout it now im happily on the road following ma OLD man way...

I just recently sat ma basic handlings test and writing test got me ma learners (yeaya) bought me a FXR150 now im glad 2 be on the road.

Cheers c uz all around

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 29th December 2006, 18:09

Welcome to KBer..

Great that you following your dream and done something about it. Great that you passed the basic handlers...

There are some great people on this site with invaluable knowledge and experience. Recommend you try and find a mentor to teach and pass on his skills, join some of the rides they orginise from this site... Don't be affraid to ask questions...?

Ride safe and have fun...

**Jantar** · 29th December 2006, 18:47

Ok, from Nighthawk's reply to you I gather that you have recently passed you BHST. Congratulations on that. However from what I can decipher of the rest of your message you have made a few errors in other areas.

First, not everyone is named Lukas, most of us have names that are not even remotely similar.
Second, I'm not sure why you would be following your ma OLD man way. Is this a road in your area and you have missed the word "down" or "along", or is this a method of riding that your ma practices and I'm not familiar with?

Your basic language skills are atrocious, and I would suggest you get a mentor before the BDOTGNZA read this.

**McJim** · 29th December 2006, 18:51

Hi Dude,

Welcome to 2 wheels - you're in gijoe1313 country - now there's a fanatic if ever I saw one - he'l prolly be in touch before too long.

As NighthawkNZ said there are a lot of good people on this site...and then there are nutters like me!

Remember lots of things.
As far as cars are concerned:

you are invisible on the road.
It's always your fault
you're going too fast (even when you obey the speed limit)

Oh - and while on the forums DO NOT MENTION WAVING TO OTHER BIKERS!

you have been warned.

**Crisis management** · 29th December 2006, 18:59

Right, you've had the friendly hello, the lecture and the village idiot so from the rest of us welcome and we'll see you out there!

Apologies McJim must be my night for following you round the forums...

**terbang** · 29th December 2006, 19:37

We need Hitcher here to dechiper this.. Is it TXT language..?
Oh and welcome Lukas, enjoy the madness.

**Ixion** · 29th December 2006, 21:24

Welcome, and pay no heed to the BDOTGNZA. They are very second rate nazis who do not even give green stamps.

**Drum** · 29th December 2006, 21:27

Welcome Lukas. Hope you enjoy your visit, and keep it rubber side down mate.

**Swoop** · 29th December 2006, 21:40

Welcome to KB!

TXT speak is frowned upon around these parts since we have the full use of a keyboard with all of its attached letters.

Stay safe out there.

**Maha** · 29th December 2006, 21:54

Originally Posted by McJim

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and then there are nutters like me!

This list indeed is getting longer......i can almost see the end....

**gijoe1313** · 29th December 2006, 22:02

welcom 2 da l33t forumz 4 biker playaz! Dun b pwnd by da gohards here - jus r0xx0r yor world with thngs 2 wheeld!

McJim singz my praise, he b fer reel peepz!

Actually, my usual ramblings are along a more prosaic and eclectic affair, all served with a sidereal surreal slice of slippery logic and obfuscation! The demimonde and dilletante desire of this forum sometimes calls into question the id, the ego and vanity. Illium's luminous pyres are a metaphor for all of this!

Anyhow, welcome to KB - just ensure you got the right gear, practise up your skills and read the forums here, search for Buckbuck's threads - he truly defines the epitome of an independent life-long learner!

Excelsior!

**gijoe1313** · 29th December 2006, 22:03

Originally Posted by maha man

This list indeed is getting longer......i can almost see the end....

Takes one to know one!

... oh wait, we all ride two wheels - we're all on the list!

**Maha** · 29th December 2006, 22:08

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Takes one to know one!

... oh wait, we all ride two wheels - we're all on the list!

McJim (in his words, is a nutter)...Me?....im just a good ole' plain stirrer of shit
So the line has the odd kink !!!...

**Donor** · 30th December 2006, 06:55

Alrighty...

Gidday young fella, glad you managed to find the site.

As you may have noticed, as most of the members around here are more competent riders, they have naturally learned to accelerate their thought processes to compensate for dumb ass car drivers, pedestrians, shopping trolley pushers, who are beset on killing anyone on 2 wheels.

This of course means that most posters see anything like da txt sp33k as a mental judder bar, which requires too much thought, taxing the processes, and generally pissing them off.

I would recommend using the standard English form of communication, lest we set gijoe1313 on you... after all he works somewhere you used to know QUITE well I believe...

Other than that, welcome again and see you tomorrow!

DeNige.

**McJim** · 30th December 2006, 07:25

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

welcom 2 da l33t forumz 4 biker playaz! Dun b pwnd by da gohards here - jus r0xx0r yor world with thngs 2 wheeld!

McJim singz my praise, he b fer reel peepz!

Actually, my usual ramblings are along a more prosaic and eclectic affair, all served with a sidereal surreal slice of slippery logic and obfuscation! The demimonde and dilletante desire of this forum sometimes calls into question the id, the ego and vanity. Illium's luminous pyres are a metaphor for all of this!

Anyhow, welcome to KB - just ensure you got the right gear, practise up your skills and read the forums here, search for Buckbuck's threads - he truly defines the epitome of an independent life-long learner!

Excelsior!

Dude, you're on holiday. Stop talking shop

or I'll come over to your house and do your tax returns.