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  1. 30th November 2006, 11:31 #31
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    YO YO NIGGER, WE'RE GONNA DO A DRIVE BY!

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  2. 30th November 2006, 11:51 #32
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    Did you do that kind of shit when you were young?

    Pretty harmless stuff really.
    Give her a clip and tell her not to get caught next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    ... and quite frankly I can see why some animals eat their young! ...

    was wondering what you'dd add to this!!
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    I can remember sticking eggs under the car seat covers of those silly enough to leave there cars unlocked, which they did in those days, a lot.

    Kinda like a whoopee cushion, without the whoopee!
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    This thread does NOT deliver given the title.

    WTB videos of teenage girls fucking :-P
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post
    My eldest girl Georgie (16 going on 21) got a lift home yesterday in a police car.! Turns out her and her bimbo mates had some sort of beef with a local shop and drove past throwing eggs at the place. Number taken, phone call made and they were nicked. Cops not too impressed and looking for some alternative therapy. After being marched off to face the distraught shop owner, all 3 partys (parents, Cops and Shop owner) have agreed that all 3 girls, who are also musicians, will donate 6 hours singing christmas carols in the egged shop on christmas eve.
    They have all had their feet nailed to the ground for a while and the car keys have been taken for a while.
    And my mum used to think sons were a curse..!
    Brilliant - Now all you have to do is make sure you get it on vid. Then you can show it at her 21st bash, just to complete the humiliation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!

    I was never one! I went from being a charming and delightful child to a perfectly well balaced adult. And I didn't give my parents a single moment of worry.

    heh, just wait till she starts going out with boys on motorbikes! Then you'll have something to worry about! lol
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    Another thing,
    If she has to do some compulsory busking its an opportunity to make a few dollars for the school holidays, ( don't forget to take the bucket ) you gotta make the most out of these situations.6 hours is a lot of singing.
    Look on the bright side, ....it should be quite in your house for awhile afterwards.
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    Jez what a relief for a moment I thought you were gonna say that Georgie had a bun in the oven any ways this could backfire on the dairy wog if the Girls decide to sing and play offkey imagin that 6 hours of playing out of tune they could get off in prolly 20 minutes if they are smart about it
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    I Feel Ripped Off , I Read It As "fucking Teenage Girls" And Thought Yeah Im Into That
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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA View Post
    I Feel Ripped Off , I Read It As "fucking Teenage Girls" And Thought Yeah Im Into That
    yeah...but girls are intelligent at that age......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    yeah...but girls are intelligent at that age......
    Hell...ya wanna bet?
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    [QUOTE=DMNTD;843084]Hell...ya wanna bet? [/QUOTE

    ...in response to WINJA's comment I meant.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Hell...ya wanna bet? [/QUOTE

    ...in response to WINJA's comment I meant.......
    SPOSE YOUD BE MORE INTERESTED IF IT WAS LITTLE BOYS EH COKFAGPEDO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post

    SPOSE YOUD BE MORE INTERESTED IF IT WAS LITTLE BOYS EH COKFAGPEDO
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