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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post
    My eldest girl Georgie (16 going on 21) got a lift home yesterday in a police car.! Turns out her and her bimbo mates had some sort of beef with a local shop and drove past throwing eggs at the place. Number taken, phone call made and they were nicked. Cops not too impressed and looking for some alternative therapy. After being marched off to face the distraught shop owner, all 3 partys (parents, Cops and Shop owner) have agreed that all 3 girls, who are also musicians, will donate 6 hours singing christmas carols in the egged shop on christmas eve.
    They have all had their feet nailed to the ground for a while and the car keys have been taken for a while.
    And my mum used to think sons were a curse..!

    tell your daughter

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    haha. Man, if she learns 1 thing from that incident it'll be don't get farken caught!!!

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    30 seconds?? What the fark are you doing for 25 of those 30 seconds?? Getting your pants down or something??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    haha. Man, if she learns 1 thing from that incident it'll be don't get farken caught!!!



    30 seconds?? What the fark are you doing for 25 of those 30 seconds?? Getting your pants down or something??
    no....hes downing a high quality beer

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    send her my way, i'll sort her out, free of charge even.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    send her my way, i'll sort her out, free of charge even.


    hahahaha reppppppp

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    Good shit terbang - would that more parents would jump on their wayward kids like you did!
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post
    Until the next issue..?
    Now how do I get rid of those mini skirts..?
    Lets hope the next issue isn't she's got a boyfriend and comes home with a hickey on her neck.

    I'd rather mini skirts than the boob-tube/crop top and low-cut jeans with the butt crack in full view. Oh Novus!
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    Hmm when I was 16 me and a car load of mates drove through the city...all of us had paintball guns... now that was bloody good fun!!! best bit was we hit the car yard a mate worked at as the groom...was he PISSED off the next day!! Hahahaha
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    Ilove the penalty for the crime.Great idea for future references.I bet she will be doing some pleading with mum and dad about their mates seeing them, what the heck,where and when?Lets all go

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    Waiook Supervalue. Xmas eve. Everyone go and point and giggle. Us old farts can patronise them and treat them as little children, and say how sweet it is to see children taking part in the christmas activities. Which will embarrass them no end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    Lets hope the next issue isn't she's got a boyfriend and comes home with a hickey on her neck.

    I'd rather mini skirts than the boob-tube/crop top and low-cut jeans with the butt crack in full view. Oh Novus!
    My girl knows... only thing she's gonna be wearing is her fathers boot (up her arse) if she tries to dress like a slut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    My girl knows... only thing she's gonna be wearing is her fathers boot (up her arse) if she tries to dress like a slut.
    is that what you call it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    My girl knows... only thing she's gonna be wearing is her fathers boot (up her arse) if she tries to dress like a slut.
    Well that would be some fashion statement!
    Does this boot make my bum look big?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    30 seconds?? What the fark are you doing for 25 of those 30 seconds?? Getting your pants down or something??
    Shutup you fool.... you will ruin my scam! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA View Post
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