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    Bizarre German bike fetish

    What the hell is this about??? Really weird German bike style. Do these guys have masochistic nuts?

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    It's not just the seats - the handlebars are weird too!

    I think you must be right - these are S/M tools (for tools who are into S/M) ...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Svivel der piktur anticlockvise 45degrees unt you vill unterstant
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Now go and look at the Triumph Speed Triple and the ST..... Same kicked up the arse look!

    There are some real whackos in europe right now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe
    Do these guys have masochistic nuts?
    G๖ring has only got one ball
    Hitler's [are] so very small
    Himmler's so very similar
    And Goebbels has no balls at all!


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    They look bloody stupid if not ridiculous
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    wtf..?? may be it helps wheelies...?? By the time you're at a decent angle, the tail of the bike is flat, thus you can balance better.... just some quick BS I came up with now

    The Gerrys are strange ones. I remember seeing some 'hot' cars, or so they thought. While the rest of the world are trying to fit 22" mags to their minis, the Germans are fitting 12" rims to their utes etc.. to them, smaller, the better. Go figure..

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    I can't decide if the bike looks like its goose stepping or giving the Nazi salute.

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    I don't know about the guys that designed these bikes being nuts, but my nuts wouldn't talk to me if I even looked at one of those. If I rode one we'd be divorced by lunchtime and arguing over custody of my penis by the evening.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    I don't know about the guys that designed these bikes being nuts, but my nuts wouldn't talk to me if I even looked at one of those. If I rode one we'd be divorced by lunchtime and arguing over custody of my penis by the evening.
    A bit more graphic than many of us would have preferred, but , hey.
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    A bit more graphic than many of us would have preferred, but , hey.
    You know you love it, you hairy beast you.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    A characture of the modern sports bike....they are taking the mickey out of sports bikes...but you can't see it if you ride one I suppose.
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    Hmmm, it seems evolution has reduced the knacker size of our European bike riding cousins....

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    i am pretty sure i would not own one of them, and if i did i wouldnt ride it. I cant decide if that blade i posted a while back is as bad as those, hmmm i actually think they could be worse! EEEEEKK!

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    and an SV.
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