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    Smile Dating Rituals

    WHITE WOMEN

    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date : You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


    IRISH WOMEN

    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN

    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


    JEWISH WOMEN

    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    CHINESE WOMEN

    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN

    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN

    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    MEXICAN WOMEN

    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.


    The POINT ?



    DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
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    Oh to be sure to be sure, oh potatoes (said in a really bad irish accent (sp?))

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    Actually I think German chicks are pretty hot hmmmm...
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    Actually, reading that I quite like the look of white women. At least you're not so drunk that you can't remember the sex

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    I'm stuck with south African lol

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    lol go the Irish!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick View Post
    Actually I think German chicks are pretty hot hmmmm...
    They are symetrical! But fucken crazy and 99% of them are prone to homosexuality. Germany should of been wiped out at the end of World War II.

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