You fool Moriarty, I said I wanted it FULLY FAIRED, not FULLY HAIRED!
You fool Moriarty, I said I wanted it FULLY FAIRED, not FULLY HAIRED!
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
The owner realised he shouldnt have got drunk, covered his bike in Glue, and draped naked all over it *ripping sound as he removes himself*
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...
Just think how much it costs in shampoo & condtioner & having to blow dry before a ride,or the mess your hair gets in after a high speed ride,the tangles
"The road to Hell is really grippy with loads of run off & some wicked lefthanders"
The original "Go fast" haircut...
"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
- Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
With this new model, Kawasaki extends the 'feel the wind blow through your hair' to even the folically challenged biker.
Anyone got a comb?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Never again would sam the old english sheep dog cross the road without looking both ways....................
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
A tight corner would produce a rather embarrasing comb-over effect....
Wolfgang Petersen gets more extreme in his effort to lure Ewan McGreggor into the lead role for his remake of "The Never Ending Story".
Advanced Hair...Yeah yeah!
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Rossi decided to never again take his motorcycle with him to the Propecia Rally of New Zealand.....
A police spokesman said that the unusual motorcycle was stolen overnight due to it not being properly secured. He went on to say that the theft could be succinctly described as "Hair today, gone tomorrow"
Haha, it has fur all over it
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