To the liar.

[White trash]

Bit of a private message to a certain tough talking bullshit artist. They'll know who they are but I'm sure they wont respond.

Anyway, here goes.

I had an interesting story relayed to me this afternoon about a guy who "gave everyone at Manfield the learn, mate!"

"I'm gonna go out in there in F1 'cause this racing larks dead easy and all those guys that were there were fuckin' homo's and I'm the man."

Well Mr Fancypants. When I first heard your verbal daeoria (sp) a year ago, I reserved judgement untill meeting you. Once we'd met I thought you were OK.
However, watch what you spout off to people about others and how great you are and how shit thjey are.

When it gets back to us "useless homos" we get a little irate. Especially when what you say is utter crap and you know it.

I'll see if you have the balls to start posting and put me right but I'm a little slutted right now.

[Motoracer]

I almost thought that was about me for a sec there

[White trash]

Not you brother. You're far too humble in your ability.

This guy reckons he's Kevin Schwantz

[Two Smoker]

LOL, i thought it was me too at the start, then i saw further on that the guy was an OK rider, counts me out, im bloody shit slow and know it too......

[Menial]

oh no it's me.

[Motoracer]

im bloody shit slow and know it too......

Yea I know eh. Why are you so f*ckin slow man?? I am sure I have seen grannies on Honda city's go faster!!

Oh hang on, why did I then have to get the GIXXER going side ways around corners just to keep up with ya on the tight twisties in the wet? Does that make me a f*ckin slow c*nt too???

[Firefight]

Yea I know eh. Why are you so f*ckin slow man?? I am sure I have seen grannies on Honda city's go faster!!

Oh hang on, why did I then have to get the GIXXER going side ways around corners just to keep up with ya on the tight twisties in the wet? Does that make me a f*ckin slow c*nt too???

Hey this thread sound important, why don't you Nanas go somewhere else.

F/F

[Drunken Monkey]

Yea I know eh. Why are you so f*ckin slow man?? I am sure I have seen grannies on Honda city's go faster!!

Oh hang on, why did I then have to get the GIXXER going side ways around corners just to keep up with ya on the tight twisties in the wet? Does that make me a f*ckin slow c*nt too???

Nah, you were just stationary. The rest of us were riding _backwards_, man...

[FROSTY:Me]

aw shit WT im sorry.I diddn't think you'd hear me -I mean clearly Im faster than you guys by so much that I have to ride a slow bike to keep things fair.
I LET you fly past me and overtake me into Jennian -on one wheel
Only because you had come such a long way
NOw if ya wanna square up--just you n me --then get to my place with your bike and mine --help me fit the engine --then lets see who the man is
Mind you would that be ya GSXR600 -Your ZXR250 Or your 900 hmmmm


Posters note for everyone besides WT --for anyone who doesnt know --this is a piss take post.

Oh and WT forget him posting here You know the story mate --The BS stops when the flag drops.--
I for one would happily put $5.00 up for his race entry fees and licence so he can show us all how its done.
Shit ya never know he might show us all the "fast " line into Higgins

[KATWYN]

*Sits back with popcorn and coke ready to watch the show*

[Two Smoker]

Yea I know eh. Why are you so f*ckin slow man?? I am sure I have seen grannies on Honda city's go faster!!

Oh hang on, why did I then have to get the GIXXER going side ways around corners just to keep up with ya on the tight twisties in the wet? Does that make me a f*ckin slow c*nt too???

Yeah mate, ill get our zimmer frames for us nana's and them we will have a good race at our pace hehehe....

And just coz i had a 90 year old in a Honda City pass me on the outside of a corner why'd you have to bring tht up man, its just not fair.....

The only reason you were sliding was because im slow as hell, but to slow you down i put a hole in my 2 stroke oil tank hehehehe

[Hitcher]

daeoria (sp)

Diarrhoea is the word you seek: "frequent and copious discharge of abnormally liquid faeces". Interestly my dictionary doesn't specify which bodily orifice is responsible for said discharge...

[wkid_one]

Not you brother. You're far too humble in your ability.

This guy reckons he's Kevin Schwantz

He won't be much of a risk then - he will fall off too much

[Paul in NZ]

Diarrhoea is the word you seek: "frequent and copious discharge of abnormally liquid faeces". Interestly my dictionary doesn't specify which bodily orifice is responsible for said discharge...

Oh! I had that on a job on the islands once.. I was irresponsible and my body didn't seem to know what orifice was supposed to do what.. Nasty!

Paul N

[wkid_one]

By sheer process of elimination - we should be able to figure out who was at Manfeild and who wasn't and work this one out!!!!

Now by going back to the Manfield thread - we should get some names!