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  1. 2nd November 2006, 15:09 #1
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    Hell's Pizza condoms

    http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0611/S00028.htm

    Are they for real?


    Btw. I got my condom today lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0611/S00028.htm

    Are they for real?


    Btw. I got my condom today lol

    -Indy
    The article outlines a very good point! sitting in a hot letterbox for hours.. young'un's slip em on and hit 6th gear, at it like rabbits and its not going to do smeg all! ! those wee beasties will get through and will end up with a queue outside the flipping maturnity wards!!

    ..give them away free with ya pizza or something! ...silly silly silly...

    (havent got one in my box though hehe)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0611/S00028.htm

    Are they for real?

    Btw. I got my condom today lol

    -Indy
    Cool, a bit of a stink and Hell will get heaps of free advertising.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN View Post
    Cool, a bit of a stink and Hell will get heaps of free advertising.
    Exactly what I was thinking

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    Keep it in your pants lad - there's plenty of time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Keep it in your pants lad - there's plenty of time...
    But I want you so bad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Keep it in your pants lad - there's plenty of time...

    he aint hit puberty yet anyways so it's ok
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    he aint hit puberty yet anyways so it's ok
    I wonder if you'll get there together...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0611/S00028.htm

    Are they for real?


    -Indy
    What a surprise - they're a church group. Who'd have guessed...?

    Edit - Catholic group... don't they reserve condoms for use of the clergy only? Or is it alterboys... I forget
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Catholic group... don't they reserve condoms for use of the clergy only? Or is it alterboys... I forget
    According to the muslim mufti in Oz, the alterboys are dressing like sluts, so deserve a good rodgering...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    According to the muslim mufti in Oz, the alterboys are dressing like sluts, so deserve a good rodgering...
    Roger that... I mean over and out... I mean...

    Are there any Polices acknowledgements that don't imply either rootin' or being gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Roger that... I mean over and out... I mean...

    Are there any Polices acknowledgements that don't imply either rootin' or being gay?
    Fucked if I know, big boy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Fucked if I know, big boy...
    SSSSHHHH those photos were for your eyes only...
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    quote /Research is clear that adolescent condom users have higher condom failure rates than adult users do, so what would the condom failure rate be like for young children attempting to use those provided by Hell Pizza?"

    could start a whole new thread as to theories of why the failure rates lol. so young dumb and fulla cum there blown there rubber socks apart
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
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    (havent got one in my box though hehe)
    maby your wife/girlfriend has had one in her box
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