Is my wife cheating?

**phoenixgtr** · 20th December 2006, 13:55

Sorry if it's a repost

I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

**MidnightMike** · 20th December 2006, 13:57

hahaha nice.

**Shewolf** · 20th December 2006, 14:02

lmao !

**Dinga** · 20th December 2006, 14:03

Am I missing something or was that shit???

**Cibby** · 20th December 2006, 14:08

Originally Posted by Dinga

Am I missing something or was that shit???

I think your missing something,

that was hilarous.. heard it before but still funny.

True biker talk that is

**jrandom** · 20th December 2006, 14:10

Only about the 12th repost. You're doing well. I suggest you move onto "Arthur Davidson/Soichiro Honda dies and goes to heaven" next.

The idiot who edited replaced 'HD' in the original version with 'R1' obviously didn't stop to consider that you can't see the valve covers on an R1 from that position. And what sort of R1 leaks oil, anyway?

It only made sense when it there was an HD in the joke.

**toymachine** · 20th December 2006, 14:11

Hah!

Awesome

**Wasp** · 20th December 2006, 14:48

Originally Posted by Fish

Only about the 12th repost. You're doing well. I suggest you move onto "Arthur Davidson/Soichiro Honda dies and goes to heaven" next.

The idiot who edited replaced 'HD' in the original version with 'R1' obviously didn't stop to consider that you can't see the valve covers on an R1 from that position. And what sort of R1 leaks oil, anyway?

It only made sense when it there was an HD in the joke.

yeap, all confirmed (cept about the R1 valve cover - i dont know nothing)