Bah Humbug!

[Ixion]

Already covered under Sect (3) (c) (iii) of the Fiscal Redistribution (Consumer Responsibilities) Act 2006

Any monies, liquid financial assets or other negoitiable instruments , remaining in the hands of a consumer, or available to them either directly or through financial intermediataries , after application of Sect (2) (a) (ii) must be surrendered to a multi-national corporation within 7 days

{ Sect (2) (a) (i) requires everyone to give the government all their money. Sect (2) (a) (ii) provides that the government may, at its sole discretion, agree to return a small portion of said monies to the consumer in the form of a benefit}

[bobsmith]

Don't feel alone, the first thing I do when I get to work everyday, is turn all the fucking christmas lights off and kill the fucking carol...

We've been having christmas shouts from everyone this week (people bring in cakes, sweets, etc...) at work... I'm shouting next week (thursday) with my brillient chocolate caramel muffins to celebrate NO MORE CHRISTMAS for another 12 months....

I've also noticed in the last few weeks that I've been getting a lot more edgy and easy to irratate... Poor people that has to work with me....

[MSTRS:Me]

To all those that don't believe in Xmas...I suppose you are going to tell us that the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny aren't real either

[Ixion]

Sorry. Rabbit calicivirus got the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy succumbed to the effects of long term HIV, in the arms of his civil union partner.

Santa got picked up at a booze bus check point last Christmas, and done for DIC of a sleigh. Sad, how much education does it take for people to learn about host responsibility and stop leaviing bottles of beer and glasses of sherry out for him. He lost his licence for 18months so he won't be calling this year. Better break the news to the kids now.

[merv]

Have a great holiday Hels and ride safe and I'll see you sometime in the new Year. You wanted beaches so make sure you stop at a few.

[Trudes]

Has anyone noticed how over the last two weeks that people's driving skills on the roads has become noticeable worse? Or is it just me? Maybe it's the stress of Xmas or they're all really impatient to get to the shops that they can't indicate or wait at round abouts etc.

[James Deuce]

You are absolutely on it Mrs KD. The boss has been looking at me funny because I've been doing at least two hours overtime every night. I won't go home until 7pm because of the way traffic behaves at this time of year.

[Clivoris]

Sorry. Rabbit calicivirus got the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy succumbed to the effects of long term HIV, in the arms of his civil union partner.

Santa got picked up at a booze bus check point last Christmas, and done for DIC of a sleigh. Sad, how much education does it take for people to learn about host responsibility and stop leaviing bottles of beer and glasses of sherry out for him. He lost his licence for 18months so he won't be calling this year. Better break the news to the kids now.

Thanks for fucking my Christmas man. I'll just have to make up for it by riding my motorcycle, taking a holiday and hanging out with people I like. I'll do my best to have some fun.

[MSTRS:Me]

Thanks for fucking my Christmas man. I'll just have to make up for it by riding my motorcycle, taking a holiday and hanging out with people I like. I'll do my best to have some fun.

Good man! The naysayers and communists ain't gonna win, with attitudes like yours!

[Squeak the Rat]

Thanks for fucking my Christmas man. I'll just have to make up for it by riding my motorcycle, taking a holiday and hanging out with people I like. I'll do my best to have some fun.

Bahahahaha bling. Ya can choose to be grumpy or ya can choose to be happy.

I've got just the thing for those humbugs:

[MacD]

OI! Stop dissing Annual Consumer Day.

Christmas Day doesn't worry me, Boxing Day that is my pet hate now with all the sales. That day deserves the title Annual Consumer Day.

What has happened to NZ that there is a panic if shops are shut for more than one day? Why can't people think of something better to do than go shopping, or plan ahead more than one day!?

[Clivoris]

Christmas Day doesn't worry me, Boxing Day that is my pet hate now with all the sales. That day deserves the title Annual Consumer Day.

What has happened to NZ that there is a panic if shops are shut for more than one day? Why can't people think of something better to do than go shopping, or plan ahead more than one day!?

Bro! Wanganui is the perfect antidote to boxing day sales. It's a parallel universe just for bikers and allies.

[MacD]

Bro! Wanganui is the perfect antidote to boxing day sales. It's a parallel universe just for bikers and allies.

Yep, usually get to go every second year, this is the year off. Shame as I would have liked to have seen Th'Dudes too (relive youth etc).

[crazybigal]

im freekn sick of the commercialism of it all! all they can talk about on the news is how many eftpos transactions a second they are going to have! yay who gives a fuck!
fuck santa fuck his we elf's, now back to my bottle of piss!

[Drum]

I've always been a grinch but this year, with a new kiddie, I am being forced to fa, la, la, la, la - la, la, la, la.

Where's my bloody Christmas Spirits??!! - Mines a Famous Grouse thanks.