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  1. 25th December 2006, 17:21 #1
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    Urgent earthworm advice needed...

    How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????



    Honestly, I really need to know the answer to this question as he keeps chasing me round and grabbing me!
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  2. 25th December 2006, 17:23 #2
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    He stole it from his 4 year old!
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    The 7-year old just read your post Speedie and says, "No, that's cool".
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    Experts differ, but assuming that no other food or drink is taken in the interim, 10 to 12 minutes is a reasonable average.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff View Post
    How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????
    As long as it is just a 'earth worm' he ate then he will be fine to kiss... but avoid tongue for at least an hour.
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    How long before ya kiss 'im's up to you.

    But a "Blowie" should occur imediately.










    As far as worms go, it was a goodie......
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    Bit rude though, pinching y'r 4 year olds fav Chrissie prezzy.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Bit rude though, pinching y'r 4 year olds fav Chrissie prezzy.
    Thats what I reckon... bloody trashie probably ate the dog turd as well, some pricks have no scruples.
    But thats what ya get when you grow up in a trailer home, at least his latest diet wont put any more weight on him, fat fuck needs a shave aswell... god what will the out laws be thinking off him, hell the poms used to send his sort to Aussie.
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    Tis the charitable season. Forget the kissing, get with the old fashioned tromboning or a good ol tea bagging.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff View Post
    How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????



    Honestly, I really need to know the answer to this question as he keeps chasing me round and grabbing me!
    I dunno how long it takes to kill them as they have five sets of hearts...so give it a while Love!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff View Post
    He stole it from his 4 year old!
    That Bastard!

    Did he get guilty and replace the one he stole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vtec View Post
    That Bastard!

    Did he get guilty and replace the one he stole?
    Almost regurgitated the original! But I think that was the bourbon chaser. Yeah, that's it....
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    Shit I hope it was pre-pickled in Tequila Jimmy.
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    Um, it was his 4 year old's earthworm. So unless he's starting them young ......
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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