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    Smile great stuff

    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Hehe, Im ALWAYS getting those looks! You should have taken it a step further and asked the kid of she wanted to sit on your bike.... That would have been hilarious!
    cant see any difference between a biker lady asking a child to sit on her bike and the mother letting same child sit on santas knee,at least she has the rego of the bike if any problems,not like you would quickly abscond with the child lol
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    I used to ride a racing pushbike to high school, a men's one as the women's ones in those days were crap. I am only little and one day got out to the bike racks to ride home and heard the following "see? I told you that little girl rode that big bike, now pay up!"

    When I had the Beemer I used to get "that's a big bike for a little girl" but now I have the Goose they just ask me what it is and spend ages saying how neat it looks and I don't get a look-in!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Shazz great story ... really funny seeing how others react to the bikes we ride ... I haven't had too many comments on my wee darling .. but the senior management at work felt totally affirmed when I bought a v twin as that was what they had recommended .. .the fact that it goes like stick and is great to ride has nothing to do with my purchase at all ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    I used to get "that's a big bike for a little girl"
    I have had that comment as well.

    Surely there is a message out there to never underestimate what a female
    is capable of.....
    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Don't forget the leather

    I don't know many biker chicks sadly, but I know plenty that are keen to learn how to ride the RG, including the one I have the hots for
    Shall I dogfight the Cock-blockers while you go in for a bombing run?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    Shall I dogfight the Cock-blockers while you go in for a bombing run?

    -Indy
    The BT has painted a large target and declared that I should go in

    It's a trap!

    Edit: Wait, she's a bomber herself! She has me and several of my comrades in her sights!

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    I've received many of the comments mentioned since i've been riding bikes. One night my workmates and I were having a deep and meaningful conversation over a beer or 10 too many. We were talking about our purpose in life while we're here. There were the usual "to have children and nuture the future generations" type answers. I piped up and said "my mission in life is to encourage women to challenge the stereotypes of society" Just like this bullshit........

    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    4 y/o, "Mummy, why is that lady wearing funny clothes?" Mother, "She's not a lady, she rides a motorbike. Ladies don't ride motorbikes, darling". WTF????
    Oh to have been a fly on the wall in that bookshop Niki LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazz View Post
    I couldn't stop laughing, and after I'd calmed down a bit, wondered what he had ment by 'normal!'
    As in, not a "Bushpig"
    Bushpig' (bu-sha-pig) : Unshaven (even on the back), large, tattoo clad lady, who rides a slashcut hardtail and is always seen returning from either the coromandel and/or king country. Quite frequently reffered to as "mob eater" or "clydesdale" - due to the size and nature of the beast.

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    How to gob-smack a man!

    just show us your tits ,

    Originally Posted by Beemer
    I used to get "that's a big bike for a little girl"

    I still get ain't you too old for that sort of bike
    Why would you ride that long and that gnarly stuff if you don't have to, Its what we do, we love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KATWYN View Post
    I have had that comment as well.
    What bike was that on?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Thumbs up

    Good on ya Shazz!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN View Post
    What bike was that on?
    My Yamaha R6. (600cc)
    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike View Post
    Hahaha, nice, full on stereotyping.

    When most think of biker chicks they think of solidly built crew cut lesbo's










    But we Kb's know better.
    Hell I better not tell my wife, she doesn't have a car license, got her bike license and bike, decided she didn't need a car after that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    When I had the Beemer I used to get "that's a big bike for a little girl" but now I have the Goose they just ask me what it is and spend ages saying how neat it looks and I don't get a look-in!
    Well, after all....it is a mighty fine piece of machinery, and those that ride Mr Suzuki's marvels are people of taste and distinction
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm View Post
    Well, after all....it is a mighty fine piece of machinery, and those that ride Mr Suzuki's marvels are people of taste and distinction

    Yes, it is indeed! Just wish the seat was more comfortable...!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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