Urgent earthworm advice needed...

**MattRSK** · 25th December 2006, 20:47

**Oakie** · 26th December 2006, 09:20

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????

Depends if he just swallowed it whole or chewed and still had bits of worm stuck between his teeth.

**Ixion** · 26th December 2006, 09:23

Was it a male earthworm, or a female? It makes a difference apparently.

You may wish to take nto account, if earthworms form a significant part of the daily diet of the 4 year old, that research has shown that a diet high in earthworm content can lead to retarded development of the thymus and anterior lobes. Which might explain a lot about Mr White Trash.

**cowpoos** · 26th December 2006, 09:39

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????

Honestly, I really need to know the answer to this question as he keeps chasing me round and grabbing me!

bout a hour....just got watch if the fucker burps!!!

**Ixion** · 26th December 2006, 09:48

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**cowpoos** · 26th December 2006, 09:58

Originally Posted by Ixion

Was it a male earthworm, or a female? It makes a difference apparently.

You may wish to take nto account, if earthworms form a significant part of the daily diet of the 4 year old, that research has shown that a diet high in earthworm content can lead to retarded development of the thymus and anterior lobes. Which might explain a lot about Mr White Trash.

earth worms are asexual are they not??

**Ixion** · 26th December 2006, 10:30

It depends on the species. Asexuality (reproduction by fission or parthenogenisis) is rare but not unknown.

Many species are gonochoristic (ie mummy worms and daddy worms). Others (like the commmon earthworm Lumbricus wozzyname) are hermaphroditic (in human terms, got a dick AND a cunt - mind you I've known some folk that were both dicks and cunts at the same time, so it's not confined to earthworms) . However many of the hermaphroditic species are not sexually coterminous, ie they do not produce sperm and eggs at the same time, presumably to avoid self fertilisation (though this is not unknown - puts a whole new meaning into being up oneself) .