I feel sorry for men...

[placidfemme]

I've been meaning to do a rant about this for a while... but keep forgetting...

I feel sorry for men, they always get slagged for being perverts and yadda yadda... and granted a lot of men are perverts (lol) but sometimes its really not thier fault...

Last week we had our work x-mas party and we invited some people from other companies that have helped us a lot during the year (Lawyers, accountants etc) and two of the lawyers are chicks and they showed up to the xmas lunch wearing short cropped shirts with these HUGE greenstone necklaces that dangled right down inbetween thier boobies...

Now when you talk to them... you can't help but look at the necklaces... cause they are so big... and of course, when they catch your eyes looking "there" they assume your perving and get all bitchy about it...

Obviously I'm a dyke... and they know this... so right away they assumed I was looking at thier boobies (haha well... anyway), they got all shitty and the one chick even went as far as putting her coat on and buttoning it up ALL the way to hide her... cleavage... or um... necklace...

Now I'm the innocent party here... THEY choose to put on a necklace that hangs VERY low and makes the veiwer have no choice but to look in that general area... and I think its rude that they catch a shit fit about it... DON'T wear the necklace then... tart

Another thing is those chicks who wear tight shirt with cocky slogans on them... again... why wear a shirt that people have to look at that particular area to read whats on them... and then throw a fit when people actually look at it? Some chick in town yesterday was wearing a tight pink shirt with silver writting on it... its really hard to focus on silver on pink and so I had to look for a while... and still didn't make out what was written on the shirt, after a while I gave up... and as this tart and her friend walk past I heard the one in the pink comment to the other "did you see that girl looking at my boobs?"

haha WHAT boobs... they were tiny...

Anywho... I do feel sorry for men, they must go through this all the time...

[MSTRS:Me]

I find it's much more 'honest' to wear a T that says in small, run-together, words...While you are working out what this says, I'm staring at your tits

[Dai]

You got it in one.

It may be that I happen to like looking at boobs as well.

I blame my mother for that. As a baby she started me on a boob fetish by ingraining upon my impressionaable mind that nibbling on a boob was good and put me in the comfort zone.

[R6_kid:Me]

thanks sis! theres incriminating evidence on here of me being a perve, i dont actually remember 'staring' but the photo definately makes it look like my eyes are focussed in that area!

I always make a concious effort NOT to look at a womans boobs, but sometimes you just gotta give a girl a top to toe if shes a good looker!

[ManDownUnder]

Anywho... I do feel sorry for men, they must go through this all the time...

LOL - it is very true... and it's a growing up thing.

you start of shy thinking "ooo boobies" *peek*
You hit the teens and twenties thinking FARK! *longer peek*
You hit thirties and you start reasoning "she wants me to look" - LOOK

Forties - dunno... not there yet... but yes - all you say is true.
Especially with name badges (almost invariably located near nipples...

and with funny shirt stuff - right across the tits.

As you say - you don't want me to look... don't put something there to look at!

On the other hand if you DO want me to look... I can help!

[placidfemme]

I find it's much more 'honest' to wear a T that says in small, run-together, words...While you are working out what this says, I'm staring at your tits

lol I want a shirt like that!

I had a short that said "Dyke just try one" and "shore girl sure thing" and thats about as cocky as my shirts get

[slinky]

its worse if your gf catches you trying to read something lol ! WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO READ IT!!!

[jrandom]

You feel sorry for men?

The ability to pee standing up covers a multitude of sins.

Testosterone, and the consequent ability to easily gain muscle mass, is pretty good too. Oh yes. Nothing better than gaining a kilogram per week on a new lifting programme. Nyah ha ha ha. I still have the stretch marks on the back of my shoulders from when I started lifting as a teenager.

Girls just ain't got none-a that shit goin' down. Let them be bitches, I say. Let them. Sooner or later, they always beg for it.

All in all, I'm cool with being a guy.

Not that I wouldn't mind body-swapping with a chick for a day or two. Roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians...

[MSTRS:Me]

Not that I wouldn't mind body-swapping with a chick for a day or two. Roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians...

Body Rides...Richard Laymon - an excellent 'study'

[Lissa]

Oh blah.. if you wear something revealing you should expect to be stared at. Maybe not drooled over or anything, but guys look.. we all know that.

Was in the supermarket a couple of years ago in Waikanae (Lots of old people).. this women comes in wearing one of those very very high cut shorts, so you could see her bum. Was hilarious watching all the Old Men staring at her, was waiting for one of them to have a heart attack or pass out.... there were lots of happy men in that shop that day!

[placidfemme]

Oh blah.. if you wear something revealing you should expect to be stared at. Maybe not drooled over or anything, but guys look.. we all know that.

exactly... of course this doesn't condone the whole "she was asking for it" rape defence... but just in the sense of perving... why get shitty about it if they stare... its a GOOD thing... sometimes lol

[Flyingpony]

Ah placidfemme, next time ask if she can hold her necklace up high near her chin. Much safer than getting 'busted'

[dnos]

Oh its all very true, why wear it if they don't want people to look. Your comment about short skirts / low tops is so true, I'm gonna look and unless you got a jacket then HAHA.

My girlfriend and I were having lunch the other day when she caught me looking over her shoulder towards a couple of hot girls, she then saw my gaze follow the bike behind them going up the road and started laughing, I hadn't even seen the two girls (it was a nice bike), so of course I had to check them out too.

[placidfemme]

Ah placidfemme, next time ask if she can hold her necklace up high near her chin. Much safer than getting 'busted'

lol... but I like to look... at necklaces and stuff

[The Stranger:Me]

Another thing is those chicks who wear tight shirt with cocky slogans on them... again... why wear a shirt that people have to look at that particular area to read whats on them... and then throw a fit when people actually look at it? Some chick in town yesterday was wearing a tight pink shirt with silver writting on it... its really hard to focus on silver on pink and so I had to look for a while... and still didn't make out what was written on the shirt, after a while I gave up... and as this tart and her friend walk past I heard the one in the pink comment to the other "did you see that girl looking at my boobs?"

haha WHAT boobs... they were tiny...

Anywho... I do feel sorry for men, they must go through this all the time...

It's like in the movies. They show you a shot of a clock. They are not asking you to look at the clock, but to read the time on the clock.
I figure it is the same here. Someone wears a shirt with writing on it I will read it the writing if I please. It's not my fault I am near sighted and read slowly.