Well, er, Happy New Year. Can I come back now?

[jazbug5]

I am f*cking seething.

I also stink of petrol.

Have been sick the last week, unable to ride my bike. A friend offered to do a bit of massage therapy stuff on me today to try and sort me out. I emerge to a note announcing that a neighbour has knocked over my bike while parking.
Without elaborating, these really were the actions of a retard. Duuhhh. But at least they confessed, right?

Was still fricken seething, so went out to get mind off it.

Guess what? Left pub on end of road to go home- look across. Bike on side again. Seriously smashed up. Ran back to pub. Mate helped me up with the bike... and the discs are seriously fucked at the front. Grindgrindgrind.

Even better. Because my pay was late over Christmas, my insurance payment bounced. So, er, I'm fucked.

Happy New Year.

Bonus points to anyone who can explain why it is that English people can neither a) park or b) not smash up shit because they are such arsewipe losers.

Can I come back now? Please?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MattRSK]

I bounced an insurance payment once. They said just pay double next month, It wasn't that much of a hassle apparently.

[Sketchy_Racer]

Wow, that did not go down good.

Sorry peoples

[diggydog]

will do'nt that suck, not only once being knocked down but twice and thats not a great start for the new year. you gona place that bike in better places next time.

[mstriumph]

grouphug

[Paul in NZ]

if you pay was late an an AP didn't happen there could surely be reasonable grounds for a request for assistence?

But yes - the english seem to be devolving into thuggery in some places and you have my permission (as a tax payer) to return anytime you want.

[Disco Dan]

Oh really? What language are you speaking? English? hmm thought so. Are you that narrow minded and racist?

[Mr. Peanut]

This is why I don't have insurance. Bastidges, thanks for soaking up a bit of bad karma.

[jonbuoy]

The reason English people cant

A) Park

Is because having a carrot up ya arse takes attention off what they were trying to do, park

B) Not smash things up

They all have super small weiners and can't let any forreigner have better stuff than them.

Most (NOT ALL OF THEM) english people i have meet are pompus arse wipes tbh

Ok I will bite.

A) Most people in the UK are pretty good at parking - small streets and lots of cars.

B) How would they even know it was a foreign owner unless you have euro plates?

Some not all kiwis have tiny wee blinkered minds and no idea what the real world is like.

[boomer]

The reason English people cant

A) Park

Is because having a carrot up ya arse takes attention off what they were trying to do, park

B) Not smash things up

They all have super small weiners and can't let any forreigner have better stuff than them.

Most (NOT ALL OF THEM) english people i have meet are pompus arse wipes tbh

Pot, kettle, black?


ahahhhahaa..and Jazzbug.. ahahaaaa

[Mr. Peanut]

Poms, whinging.

[Ixion]

She is not a PoM , she is Scotch.

Bad luck Ms Jazbug5. and you well know you would always be welcome back here, where you belong.

[Mom]

Pot, kettle, black?


ahahhhahaa..and Jazzbug.. ahahaaaa

meany...........that sucks!..........and where were you last night any how?

[James Deuce]

She's not Scotch. That's either an egg or whisky.

She's Scots.

[El Dopa]

Having a carrot up ya arse takes attention off what they were trying to do

It's not a carrot, it's a melon. One of the veiny ones. Mmmmmmm, I can feel every small movement.....

Oh, sorry, was that your bike? I'm sure it'll polish out.

English people are pompus arse wipes tbh

Oh, yes. We're specially taught it at school, old chap.

english people i have meet

They also taught us how to read and write properly.

Sorry to hear about your bike, Jazbug. Come back soon, y'hear?