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    What a tool...

    Got back from a flat out ride round Rodney the other day, sweet! Get home crack open a Speights and spin a few lies with me mates, down a few more. Think to myself better bring the bikes in before I get too pissed; start up the ZZR and ride it into the garage, no worries, jump off the bike only to hear "CRASH" beneath my legs.... oops forgot the most important thing when leaving your motorcycle - the stand!!! Ha ha ha, classic!

    (Mate wouldn't let me bring in his bike after that.....)
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    well done... much damage??

    I wouldnt have let ya move/roll my bike anywhere after seeing you do that to your own either lol....
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    Hehe, been there, done that, except I hadn't had anything to drink, can sympathise.

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    Broke off the mirror, added a few cracks to the fairing - nothing a bit of duck tape won't fix!
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    Bloody hell, that'll learn ya!
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    Never try to work on your bike after a few drinks either

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellnback View Post
    (Mate wouldn't let me bring in his bike after that.....)
    been there done that got the t-shirt...
    welcome to the club


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    Quote Originally Posted by hellnback View Post
    oops forgot the most important thing when leaving your motorcycle - the stand!!! Ha ha ha, classic!
    You are not alone Brad, have done it myself, but i did it in town and hadn't even had a drink. Anne was on her bike and there was a car between us...she wondered where i had got too?......

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    All the effort and cost that the ecilops put into educating people about booze and driving/riding...
    They have obviously missed their target audience...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeak the Rat View Post
    Never try to work on your bike after a few drinks either
    Why on earth not?

    Backyard mechanics and beer go hand in hand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pervert View Post
    Backyard mechanics and beer go hand in hand...
    Always...
    60% of the time, it works everytime

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    Done that and I've grazed a carport pole with my footpeg and dumped it too. What made matters worse is that event was witnessed by my mates waiting to go for a ride.

    Not the only tool in the shed brother! Big ups for admitting to it.
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    Bugger, imagine the shit that would have gone down if you were shit faced!
    SHIT whats that noise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellnback View Post
    Got back from a flat out ride round Rodney the other day, sweet! Get home crack open a Speights and spin a few lies with me mates, down a few more. Think to myself better bring the bikes in before I get too pissed; start up the ZZR and ride it into the garage, no worries, jump off the bike only to hear "CRASH" beneath my legs.... oops forgot the most important thing when leaving your motorcycle - the stand!!! Ha ha ha, classic!

    (Mate wouldn't let me bring in his bike after that.....)
    Dont feel to bad I did a similar thing on Sunday Exept that I atualy did put the side stand down but me bike was pointing down hill and it rolled off the side stand

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    i think we have all done this at some point havent we ??

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