A$holes touching parked bikes

[awesker]

well i had the worst thing this week ... i work at red baron and so of course park my bike outside and when i came out on wednesday i have noticed that the bike has been moved half a foot and the disc lock is now crashing into the front guard and has cracked it so i dam well know my bike is going to be electrified and parked in a compound

ah dude, that blows.. any idea who moved it? staff?

[avgas]

I had a lovely little sticker on my RG after i saw someone sit on it.
"The bike isnt that dangerous, but the owner is bound to fuck you up!"
Everytime someone got close enough to read it, they suddenly looked around them and ran off. It was classic. Should really get something similar for the FZ

[Smokin]

Mine has a sticker on it saying "WARNING, Protected by extreme violence"

[jtzzr]

I`d be somewhat peeved if some fucktard was sitting on my ride ,when I take her to work i`m fortunate that the guys that work around me actually have respect and don`t touch it.EVER

[DMNTD:Me]

Mine has a sticker on it saying "WARNING, Protected by extreme violence"

Mate if you ever find another of those stickers can ya buy it for me and I'll send you some money?

[Smokin]

No worries at all

[xxblackbirdxx]

i hate it when someone touches my bike. it is the most annoying thing i have ever experienced in my life. Why cant people keep thier grubby hands to themselves.
Then they feel shocked when i tell them to bugger off. And i'm not exactly polite when i say it. dikwads

[Dodgyiti]

I hope the 'little hands' did not get burned by touching your bike eh?

It is irresponsible of parents to do that with kids, I educate my friends demon spawn not to touch my bikes by spitting on the exhaust and saying HOT!

Lucky your bike has a decent stand, otherwise the whole kit and kaboodle could have come crashing down. Probably with said spawn underneath!

I have another related problem with not just general pubic, but bikers as well;
I park up the LeMans and it attracts a herd of cloth cap, pointy finger, 'had one of those in my day', 'that's not standard' goober uber nerds.

This requires me at bike events and nearly every gas stop to park up, leave the helmet on and get away from the bike as fast as possible, least I start swinging at them.
It is kinda ego stroking for the first few times, then after that I just wanna kill 'em all.

Waylander has it sussed- Meet, Greet, Intimidate.
On ya!

[Dodgyiti]

I'm not alone in this by a long shot.
Anyone that owns a Norton, pre-Hinkley Trumpie and pre-Evo Harley will be noddin their heads in agreement.

And I have met Mr Waylander and found him to be a nice guy, of couse this information will ruin his reputation

[The_Dover]

Ask them not to first time, tell them not to second time, third time they find they only have one spare, assuming they havn't taken it out to 'save wieght', and yet four tyres.

And how many spares have you got, just in case your 'workmate' is more vindictive than you and doesn't take kindly to having his tyres vandalised by some streak of piss redneck?

I'd say you'd more likely cry to Uncle Mom that someone touched your dirty old shitter.

I don't understand why people get so fuckin upset if someone touches their bike?? If you park it in public then it's a risk you have to accept.

I'm not saying it's right or that people should be doing it but it happens and if no damage is done then why cry about it?

Kids will touch big shiney objects that go vroom vroom, it's part of the fascination.

[rufusdion]

Yea i hate people touching my stuff - even worse is people who damage it and do the runners.Went into should and came out and someone had cracked the faring round my sideview mirror - and paint was on mirror, thinking dork go to close with there car!

[Beemer]

When I was a photographer on a local paper I used to ride my RG150 to work and park it by the back door of the building as it was under a carport and also out of sight of the probation retards reporting next door. Used to come down and the paper boys would have dumped their pushbikes next to it or would be touching stuff on it. Yelled at them one day that if they dared to even LOOK at my bike in future I'd rip their fucking heads off! The funny thing was, my mobile phone was in my pocket and when I'd leaned over the stair railing to yell at them, I'd dialed my mother, so she heard the whole conversation! She rang me that night and said "so, did those little sods learn not to touch your bloody bike?"

[Dodgyiti]

When I was a photographer on a local paper I used to ride my RG150 to work and park it by the back door of the building as it was under a carport and also out of sight of the probation retards reporting next door. Used to come down and the paper boys would have dumped their pushbikes next to it or would be touching stuff on it. Yelled at them one day that if they dared to even LOOK at my bike in future I'd rip their fucking heads off! The funny thing was, my mobile phone was in my pocket and when I'd leaned over the stair railing to yell at them, I'd dialed my mother, so she heard the whole conversation! She rang me that night and said "so, did those little sods learn not to touch your bloody bike?"

Bad Beemer!

[davereid]

I had some little buggars pull the spark plug caps off my HD when it was parked at Subway - it pissed me off at the time, but I soon saw the funny side. They got me good, i almost flattened the battery before I found what they had done.

The worst thing is when someone changes your fuel tap from ON to RESERVE. Then you run out of gas and you dont have a cure.!

[Macktheknife]

I seldom have people messing about with my bike but it has happened on rare occasions, usually I just advise them that the fee for fucking with my bike without permission is that I get to do the same to them. People usually lose interest rapidly when I say that.
Although this one time..... a cutie did put herself on my bike and I said "if you put your leg over that then I get to do the same to you", so she sat on it! lol