A$holes touching parked bikes

[onearmedbandit]

I park my bike at work, on the yard, in clear visibility of everyone. All the staff know not to touch my bike, not that I've said anything but they just know not to. Quite often I'll have clients get up close and have a good look around it, no problems with that. I have however had a few punters think they can twist the throttle or even swing a leg over it, you should see them shit themselves when about 5 or so people yell out 'OI, get off the fucking bike!'. Brings a smile to my face knowing my staff look out for my bike so much!

[crashe]

I have found many fingerprints on my tank when I go to get back on it.
Pisses me right off.


Recently when I was at the dr's, I parked my bike in the garage that one of the dr parks his scooter in.... when I came out some little 'darling' had picked up the small stones that are spread over the whole carpark and dump a lot onto my bike seat. These stones were were up near the tank as well. The little shite hadnt gone near the scooter at all.

I went back in as they had only had a certain amount of kids in that day.... in the time I was there. So that they could contact the kids mum's and have a wee word with them. Unfortunately, they couldnt figure out which kids.
That was the first time ever to have that happen.

Another time I was parked up at Aotea Square (on the actual quad) about to have a meeting. I walked away to chat with the person. When I came back after the meeting to the bike....... there were these asians sitting on the bike and taking pictures.
I walked up and said "Is it your bike"
"no no no no" they all said in unison....
"No it aint is it, cos its my farking bike..... now get the fark off it and fark off"
I also said "who the fark gave you permission to take pics of my bike let alone sit on it"
"Oh sowwy sowwy sowwy" as they all bowed their heads

I bollocked them, like who the hell do they think they are to just go and sit on someone else property...... Arent these friggen tourist taught respect by their parents.

[yungatart]

hXc had his bike "tampered " with, while we were at LooseBruce's funeral - all the controls had been dicked with, ie, kill switch on, in gear etc..but someone had also put their cigarette out on the seat!!!
I don't like people touching my car or my bike! IMHO it just shows a total lack of respect, and anyone who I find dicking with my stuff earns themselves a right royal bollocking.

[Waylander]

Mate if you ever find another of those stickers can ya buy it for me and I'll send you some money?

You know we have a couple of guys here now that can make one for you fairly cheap.

And how many spares have you got, just in case your 'workmate' is more vindictive than you and doesn't take kindly to having his tyres vandalised by some streak of piss redneck?

MY bike sits under the bosses (also a biker) window so he would see anyone dammaging my bike. Thier car are around the corner in the parking lot so it could have been some guy they pissed off in town one night that aw the car and recognized it.

My bike gets left alone now and that's all that matters to me.

[sexy beast]

Its true, people react quite differently around things that dont belong to them. Its probably the amazement of not seeing one around them or just the sheer excitement of it i guess and the natural reaction would be to touch it. i usually attract people when im parkin my bike but they nornmally just look when im there. havent had anyone spew over it yet. and i always try and keep the bike in sight while at a cafe or park.
one good tip that my mate used to use was a sticker which read "IF YOU TOUCH YOU DIE" and it worked!!!

[Karma]

The other thing I get at work is people playing with the helmet. I'm a specialist at work (for all that's worth) so I get people asking me questions all the time, but when they come up they think it's ok to start flipping the visor and shit, and leaving greasy fingerprints all over it!

I've even had a few guys all like, "Can I try on your helmet?"... I'm like, fuck no!

[Coyote]

I've even had a few guys all like, "Can I try on your helmet?"... I'm like, fuck no!

I've had a few girls ask, I'm like, yeah sure

[Karma]

I've had a few girls ask, I'm like, yeah sure

I've got a feeling we're not talking about the same thing here

[hXc]

Some guy on a scooter at school one day, decided he would put a tin of cream-style corn on my rear tyre. I have to admit that he balanced it quite well, but I got told about it in first period...

Needless to say that he wasn't very impressed to see his scooter lying on it's side with a can of cream-style corn balanced upside down over the handle-bar.


Only one other person touches or has touched my bike at school, and she only does it when I'm around. I don't mind though, because she's a mate and is slightly ADD or something. She just plays with kill switch and petrol flap, nothing harmful.

[Coyote]

I've got a feeling we're not talking about the same thing here

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...2&d=1161504396

Bet it's not the only feeling you've been getting

[Sniper]

I educate my friends demon spawn not to touch my bikes by spitting on the exhaust and saying HOT!

Fuck, thats good of you. I would just grab the little shits hands and put them on the hot exhaust while informing them in loud but understandable words that it is not a toy.

Mind you, that is illegal isnt it?

[Karma]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...2&d=1161504396

Bet it's not the only feeling you've been getting

Could be worse...

[jtzzr]

Mind you, that is illegal isnt it?[/QUOTE]

I`d be more inclined to call it educational !Kids hands will heal and the emotional scarring should come right before their teens.

[dawnrazor]

I was parked in Albany shopping hellhole yesterday, got back to the car and some little cunt was in the process of removing one of the cars side/parking lights with a screwdriver, I let out a string of expletives which got his and his little fucktard mates attention, gave chase but they hoffed it big time, I did narrowally miss one of them with a coke bottle however.....

So they didn't get the light, but managed to brake it at the mounting point, I am superglueing it at the moment, it should be fine.....little bollixs, it was 3pm and all...............

[Dodgyiti]

Fuck, thats good of you. I would just grab the little shits hands and put them on the hot exhaust while informing them in loud but understandable words that it is not a toy.

Mind you, that is illegal isnt it?

Umm, satisfying but illegal...