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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang View Post
    Oh great another old fart. We'll have em out numbered shortly..!

    Welcome and enjoy the riding Liz..
    Cheers Bruce
    Theres seems to be a lot of talk from people about being an old fart.
    What I want to know is at what magic age are you suddenly meant to be classified as an old fart ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alice View Post
    Theres seems to be a lot of talk from people about being an old fart.
    What I want to know is at what magic age are you suddenly meant to be classified as an old fart ?
    Anyone 5 years older than you is an old fart - unless you happen to be under 20 and then anyone 2 years older than you is an old fart!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Anyone 5 years older than you is an old fart - unless you happen to be under 20 and then anyone 2 years older than you is an old fart!
    hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm ..... guess that means that anyone INSIDE those parameters [ie less than 5 or 2 years older, respectively ---- or *gasp* 'your' age] is just a fart?



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    Quote Originally Posted by ceebie13 View Post
    ...and one or two immature ones on much bigger machines will crop up too..................!
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    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    ... and anyone that is a grandmother must be an oldatart I reckon.

    Still where is Liz she's still on her first post?
    Cheers

    Merv

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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    Still where is Liz she's still on her first post?

    Yep I noticed that as well.........

    This lot have scared her away already......... with all that 'old farting'
    Gee you guys and gals, can you at least use a air freshener in the room after stinking it out.






    Or did she wander down the hall, and get dragged into room 2......
    We all know who is in Room 2 and how unsafe it is.......

    Who will be brave enough to venture in there to rescue her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm ..... guess that means that anyone INSIDE those parameters [ie less than 5 or 2 years older, respectively ---- or *gasp* 'your' age] is just a fart?



    .... gotta keep the record straight ........
    Not sure - coz I stink but I think it's just my fashion sense - or way with women. Yah - go figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    Still where is Liz she's still on her first post?
    ...if she's like me, she's still trying to find her glasses. Either that or Altzheimers has set in and she can't remember posting in the first place!


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    how old is old?? i sorted started noticing it when old age pensioners started to say hello to me..makes u feel old..well i can still ride..nah// not old...can still whellie a bike.....biking is fun.... no matter how old u are......and wot u ride.......quote....u are only as old as the women u feal..........looking forward 2 meeting a few of the KBs.....westpac.....Ride safe KEV

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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    ... and anyone that is a grandmother must be an oldatart I reckon.

    Still where is Liz she's still on her first post?
    Oy! who you calling an 'oldatart'! LOL

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    Now now, remember, that you do not age whilst riding a motorcycle. Law of physics, something to do with quantum I expect, like time getting shorter at the speed of light. Or summit. Anyway, itz a well known fact, scientifically proven, n all that. Anyway, you can knock the total hours spent in the saddle off your nominal age. 'Tis how I get down to double figures.


    So that means that grandmas who ride motorcycles still class as young ladies. in fact chatting them up probably puts you at risk under the grooming laws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by granma2 View Post
    Oy! who you calling an 'oldatart'! LOL
    Anyone that's not a Yungatart any more eh!
    Cheers

    Merv

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    Welcome aboard KB and happy days riding your gn.

    Don't worry about getting too old to ride your bike, I don't see too well so I have painted my tyre walls white to indicate blind man driving!

    There is always a way to overcome our age deficiencies to keep on riding. Cheers John.

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    Nah no luck, Liz is still scared of us and hasn't posted again.
    Cheers

    Merv

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