What a shame no one who this the prick is - otherwise we could question them for their motivesOriginally Posted by idb
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What a shame no one who this the prick is - otherwise we could question them for their motives
il sesso sulle ruote
The moron who did this should be clubbed to death!!!!
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
e mare libertas
You just grab with both hands and keep twisting until it snaps, you know. It's a wee bit gruesome. I mean, it becomes obviously fairly early on in the process that the bird isn't keen on having its neck broken. I prefer to lay birds down on the ground, hold their head down with my left foot, and whack through the top of their neck with a knife.
For what it's worth, one of these days, I'm going to shoot a seal on the beach when nobody's looking, and take it home for dinner.
[Insert obligatory remark about how awful it is to intentionally injure one with a motorcycle and then go away. No, really.]
Anyone got any good seal recipes? Preferably grill or roast.
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- mikey
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Have you ever actually wrung a goose's neck? It works with chickens, but a goose is a much tougher proposition.
As for eating a seal, fine, though I believe it's very fatty. Kill nothing without purpose, eating is a perfectly valid purpose.
Slower than Ixion
Son of a fuckin bitch. That's the sort of publicity we're really don't need. Bastard should be banned from ever owning/riding a motorbike again (not to mention a good swift smack upside the head).
We should pass round a collection plate (even if it only ends up totalling a couple of hundred) and make a donation to a wildlife charity, and inform the papers that we as a community have done this to show this tard isn't one of us and get some good publicity to counter balance his.
And then track him down and get our monies worth.
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e mare libertas
I did it once on a swan that'd been winged with a shotgun and ended up flapping around in a field. It yelled bloody murder. I had to grab it around the beak and use that to get sufficient leverage. I wasn't even supposed to be there. And it was in full view of the road. Bad times for all concerned.
Are gooses tougherer bastards than swanses?
Well, you can tell by looking at the big wobbly buggers that they have significant subcutaneous fat deposits. If the meat itself is grainy and fatty, it'd probably make good steak. I wonder if the sub-q fat'd be worth rendering down for deep-frying and whatnot, though? Probably just make everything taste fishy.
But, yes, of course. I'd feel very dirty if I killed something and then didn't eat it.
Unless it was a possum. Those beady-eyed motherfuckers goin' down.
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- mikey
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EDIT: 'must spread myself around some more before giving to Fish again'... blah blah...
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Loud and Uncouth
So the guy on the motorbike KNEW the seal was suffering that badly that it needed to be 'put out of its misery'? "I don't think so Tim"
It was ILL which in all likeliness means it had a virus or similar from which it would recover. (The ill ones I've seen down here rarely seem to snuff it on the beach - if they DO die it must be off-shore somewhere).
But how come daily we don't try to run over suffering kids? their parents do a good job of making sure they ARE suffering.
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Come warm yourself by the fire
I hate people that whine but never help.
A resident saw a sick seal, didnt help it....then complained about some asshole doing something.....all in the name of fame i suppose
Loud and Uncouth
It had turned down the offer of help, said it was only suffering from a hangover...
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
has made a bo-bo in his nappies
Aww come on ickyone, Canadians bash their heads in with clubs; whats a little jump ramp compared to that?
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There's no 'f' in banana.....
e mare libertas
Awww, c'mon baby, you know you can give yourself to me any time.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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Man, wish we was all so smart, caring and ne'er do wrongs when we was young.
Not condoning what happened, but bet is some who are bitching thought about their yoof some simularities would pop up.
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Seal tastes like oily fish. It isn't pleasant, but then I'm not a seafood fan.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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