Demonic dunny warning

**dawnrazor** · 19th January 2007, 16:09

something like that happened to me in work once;

I had settled in for the long haul and had a stack of quality magazines at hand, anyway I must have lost track of time 'cus next thing I know the light goes out 'cus its on a motion sensor. I'm in total darkness, can't see a thing and the sensor is on the other side of the door by the sinks....cue me opening the cubicle door and waving frantically at the air with a NZ womans weekly whilst holding up my pants with the other hand, when my boss walks in......eeek and the lights turn on and I'm like a rabbit caught in the headlights with me pants around my knees and my todger flapping in the wind.......to be honest I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, and like proper blokes we have never mentioned it to each other...thank f#@k

**The Stranger:Me** · 19th January 2007, 16:13

Originally Posted by Shadmeister

For fuckssakes this could only happen to me. Really. I'm not kidding. This shit doesn't happen to anybody else. Ever.

I went to Westfield Queensgate to have a curry for lunch today, and nature called. I wandered down the corridor to the toilets, and the first one I came across was one of those cubicles that requires a button to be pressed for the door to open. I walked in, waited for the door to close, pressed the red locking button, and proceeded to go my business. After a little while, there was a click and the door opened up to reveal a shocked lady and child standing there, agog, looking at me, who happened to be in a rather compromised position right at that moment. Embarrassed, we all were, the mother and child walked away quickly, and I was left waiting the ten seconds to an eternity for the automatic door to close, as more people passed, peering into my cubicle of terror.

I must be an old cunt - so they have auto doors and electric locks on the toilets now days?

**Storm** · 19th January 2007, 16:34

Massivly impressed that you are going (even more) public with this.
Dunno if I'd post it up

PS sorry abut this but
bwahhahahahahahahah

**Macktheknife** · 19th January 2007, 16:54

"And the Police have advised that the 'Dunny demon' was this week in the Hutt valley area, patrons of public toilets in Malls are warned to ensure that doors are in fact locked before proceeding with their use of the facilities, as severe embarssment has occurred. We will follow up on more of this story as it becomes available."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, bling sent.

**MyGSXF:Me** · 19th January 2007, 16:57

Ferk that's funny dude!!!

Thanks for the laugh..

Jen

**98tls** · 19th January 2007, 17:05

Fuck thats a great read........still laughin.......pretty much had the same thing happen to me in Waimate........

waimate for fucks sake.......if it had have been a good old boy instead of a chinese women standing there when the door opened..(by itself) who knows what could have happened......thinking THAT movie and the guy squealing like a pig....