I wonder when they're going to start sending cardboard cops to burglaries?
Maybe we should make cardboard cut outs of helmet-less riders, and put them beside the motorway, that would give the cardboard cops something to chase. Or perhaps cardboard Corolla's with cut springs, and 8 cardboard people inside?.
There are many famous cardboard celebrities, like Leonardo DeCaprio, and Bob Saget.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
I like it - good use of a tree
What - thicker cops you mean ?Dunno that that's an improvement![]()
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
You reckon they might start issuing fake tickets ......ohhhh lets hope so
"The reason I didn't stop,your honour,was that I thought it was one of those fake,cardboard cops following me"
"That does not mitigate your actions"
"Ok,your honour, I admit it.I was as drunk as a Judge."
"I think the phrase is 'Drunk as a Lord'."
"Yes,sorry,You are correct M'lord"
Sargent Major: "Now then, who called the cook a bastard?"
Small voice from the rear: "Who called that bastard a cook?"
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
[QUOTE=Ixion;911932]Well, sort of. IIRC, he painted it blue with a spray can, scrawled 'Police' on the tank in white paint (spray can and a shakey hand).QUOTE]
Prolly having a mastie at the time???
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