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    Shiny! I need shiny!

    I know I will suffer beatings for this but...

    SOMEONE SWAP ME A SHINY BIKE FOR DAISY!!!

    Sigh...

    So often I arrive at rides with the "ugly duckling" ... I know Daisy is well loved by one and all, but I just don't know when I will have the cash or time to either bring her up to her former glory, or find something else to replace her while she takes some time off the road...

    I'm so confused... *sob*

    S'cuse me as I go and flameproof my PM inbox...
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    Its a two smoker . They don't do shiny. Just settle for being noisy smelly antisocial and obnoxious. And fast. Very fast. The perfect biker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    So often I arrive at rides with the "ugly duckling" ... I know Daisy is well loved by one and all, but I just don't know when I will have the cash or time to either bring her up to her former glory, or find something else to replace her while she takes some time off the road...
    You look after her... she'll lokk after you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Its a two smoker . They don't do shiny. Just settle for being noisy smelly antisocial and obnoxious. And fast. Very fast. The perfect biker.
    But I want to conform! I want whiny, zippy and relatively safe... hells teeth, I think I just described my wife...
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

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    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    Dont always need polish realiability the big one.

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    Somehow, Donor, the thought of you on a 'pretty' bike is just wrong. Maybe it's like some people say with our pets... the motorcycle reflects the owner and vice versa (Hmmmm... I think I just called you an Ugly Duckling )

    I think your bike is cool. Just harden up and be grateful that you are a biker at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    You look after her... she'll lokk after you...
    This is the free bike that has so far cost me a grand... admittedly small things like obtaining a license, registering, warranting, riding gear and a new tyre pretty much accounts of $990 of that...

    But that's not the point. Or is it...

    I really have to stop posting when sober...
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    Let it get REALLY ugly and dirty and then post a picture of it here http://ratbike.org and then many odd British Bodgers will love you and compliment you on how ugly it is.
    Determined to kill my bike before it kills me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chisanga View Post
    Somehow, Donor, the thought of you on a 'pretty' bike is just wrong. Maybe it's like some people say with our pets... the motorcycle reflects the owner and vice versa (Hmmmm... I think I just called you an Ugly Duckling )
    Closest thing to a compliment I've had in a while on the personal level - I'll accept it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Chisanga View Post
    I think your bike is cool. Just harden up and be grateful that you are a biker at all
    I thank all that is good on 2 wheels each and every day for the ability to piss cage pilots off with my uber care free air conditioning.

    I just wish sometimes I could do it in a bit more... style...
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    I just wish sometimes I could do it in a bit more... style...
    Buy a VTR250 then and i'll let you join the "cool" club

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    Don't make Daisy shiny. The look is the only thing holding the poor bike together. If you had the name Daisy would you want the only thing showing the real you taken away? Thats a tough bike, don't give it looks to match it's name.
    QUOTE=Fub@r -Don't get the GN............get yourself a nice naked V-Twin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    I just wish sometimes I could do it in a bit more... style...
    Style? style? You need more #8 wire and gaffer tape. And pull the cable on the oil pump a bit so it makes more smoke. That's style.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by toymachine View Post
    Don't make Daisy shiny. The look is the only thing holding the poor bike together. If you had the name Daisy would you want the only thing showing the real you taken away? Thats a tough bike, don't give it looks to match it's name.
    A bit like a boy named Sue?
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Style? style? You need more #8 wire and gaffer tape. And pull the cable on the oil pump a bit so it makes more smoke. That's style.
    But... but... SHINY!
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    But... but... SHINY!
    Buy a shiny Elvis jumpsuit to wear whilst you ride her then

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