As I mentioned in the other threads - it's the Martinborough Fair this weekend so adjust your plans to avoid it..
We'll be going a route that will have minimal interference from Fair goers. The only thing that may be mildly busy will be the hill, but that will probably only be at normal weekend levels on the northbound route, given that we'll be going over at 2:30 in the afternoon. I don't see much issue, and we're leaving SH2 before we hit Carterton. I wasn't planning on going anywhere near Martinborough.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
You're not going to hold us up Paul and you are more than welcome.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Not a bad pair, mind you Rashika must be a tad doolalee seeing as how she insists in keeping company with that dodgy bastard Dangerous.![]()
You can keep him uo there but let her go home!![]()
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Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Ah the innocence of youth....
Vicki and 'The Ladies' attend said fair religiously and usually stay over 2 nights in quaint lodgings which they then proceed to line with vast (and I mean VAST) quantities of empty wine bottles of the expensive type (you know - ones with complicated descriptions of the contents and long words in dead languages).... After two days of this behaviour, coupled with a loooong day in the sun picking over cheesy baubles and other assorted munt that even a P deranged Bower Bird would reject as too gawdy and unsuitable for any dwelling other than Ozzie Osbounres dog kennels they generally weave their way home in overloaded people movers and large 4WD's on the sunday after draining the entire wairarapa dry of coffee and cake.
Normally acceptable drivers, the happy fair goers, sated from the annual shopping frenzy and depleted of all funds for petrol are often less than vigilant about the road in front much prefering to watch the sinking fuel guage and holding shrill conversations about what people are wearing in other vehicles. Sort of a 'What Not to Wear' on wheels while spaced out on caffine.
Distractions like errant motorcyclists are barely noticable (they may turn on the windscreen wipers to disperse the debris) with the setting sun in their eyes as they hurry home to their mates, minds maddened with lust fuelled by the aquisition of said trinkets at 'bargain' prices...
It's a dangerous time for non fair goers to be on the roads...
I'll probably come for a ride from the ferry to the top of the Rima's with ya's. Been keen to meet that Dangerous fullah and see if his 1100 twin is more erectile than mine....![]()
Also wanna prove to Rashika me bike ain't brown !!!!
(Well not much of it anyway....)
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
Martinborough Fair is Saturday only, so Sunday should be just fine.. just the usual crazy welly people coming over to enjoy the rapa's fine weather...and Paul in NZ's other halfI might be out on my bike that day, will see if I can spot you guys and maybe join in.... (only if gn's allowed)
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erect, yeah Ill show you how to wheelie it nude man![]()
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Be good to catch up Paul, and it aint no race, look a couple of GN's are thinking of comming![]()
Ohhh look theres now two of ya's come along![]()
Oth you will join us, couldnt feed ya up before a race now aye, then again I could have loaded the tucker with an laxitive.![]()
Hey, I'v not paid for it yet and I aint about to... then again we pay for it one way or the other aye man![]()
cheers DD
(Definately Dodgy)
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